DO NOT DO THIS!!!

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Pass along and use the shit out of them

Venom’s talk about being considered a loser on his planet, his quick fondness for Eddie, his pleasant surprise when Eddie first called them “we,” and his sudden switching of sides all lead me to conclude that like in the comics, movie!Venom is a big romantic sap that wanted a fairytale symbiosis with a perfect host and all the other reind- Klyntar can’t even deal with his nonsense.

No wonder Riot was so keen on finding him and getting him back on Plan Let’s Get Ready to Invade These Assholes. It’d been six months since he’d seen Venom, and he just knows that without supervision that fucking jackass has gone and fallen in love with the first son of a bitch that didn’t die on him and talked to him halfway decently and now he’s not gonna want to conquer the planet.

And sure enough, he’s not even surprised when Venom turns up all traitorous and married. He gives him one, fleeting chance to get in the fucking rocket, you lunatic, and then he’s just gonna fucking eat him. He’s tired of this, Venom. Absolutely done with this shit.

I was losing my SHIT before I saw the op

A man was breaking into houses in our neighbourhood and eating all the lip gloss he could find. One of my neighbours caught him on camera but he was wearing a Harry Styles mask, so we could not identify him. Eventually someone caught him in their house sucking on a tube of gloss and grabbed his mask, only to reveal that it was Ryan Reynolds underneath it. Except, when he was taken to court, the judge stood up and ripped off his face. It was actually Britney Spears, apparently she was on a new diet. She won the case.

And Rei never does this again so everyone is confused

(alsoinanunrelatedsidenoteQUEENMIKAlol)

For @pitviperofdoom‘s wonderful fic, Yesterday Upon The Stair. 

Seriously, I couldn’t get this fic out of my head so I started doodling and it ended up actually being something. In a sense, this is my way of saying thanks to her for writing such a wonderful story. 

I need some crack fics, please. Or light hearted fic. Things that make you feel good, because I feel like a brick in a pound.

Crack fics:

that one catastrophe bnha youtube/buzzfeed au by Origamidragons

How to murder your father by Gentrychild

The story of how Midoriya Izuku won the Sport Festival by Gentrychild

Villains by Gentrychild

Problem child by Gentrychild

The Problem with Skywalkers by Wreath_of_Laurels

Drunk History: HEROES by SammyD for rronanllynch

"Hello? Kamino Pizza Delivery!" by ReachingForStars152 Toogata Mirio, The Greatest Threat by readerdreamer5625

You're Expelled by Gfan97 for Gentrychild The Time AFO Wore a Tie by Gfan97

Nana Shimura vs All for One: The Battle of the Christmas Dinner! by Gfan97 for Gentrychild

Light-hearted fics:

Summoning Problems by Nobody (NobodyInWonderland)

stickers and stars by aloneintherain

journey to the past by aloneintherain

hope is the promise of future happiness by redrobin1989 (tododeku)

Putting Infinity into Words by redrobin1989 (soulmate fic)

THI LOOKS SO COOL!!! I literally CANNOT imagine Deku being this Serious

Midoriya Izuku and Todoroki Shouto, but with their costumes, personalities, and quirks swapped. This was so enjoyable to draw! Deku looks so serious.

SAAAAAAAAAVE ME

ever since sites like the new york times caught on to the private browsing trick to get around their bullshit paywall, i’ve been using the google translate trick instead. google translate isn’t restricted to text you paste; you can also paste in a url and it will generate a link to a translated version of the webpage you wanted. it’s this service you’ll be using

go to google translate and paste the url of the paywalled article you’re trying to read on the lefthand side (where you’d normally paste foreign text). set the “from” language (the one on the left side) to russian, arabic, japanese, etc. – any language that doesn’t use the latin alphabet. set the “to” language (the one on the right side) to english. it will generate a url on the right, and you can click it and enjoy

(the reason you want to pick a language that doesn’t use the latin alphabet is that false cognates are inevitable. if you don’t want to read an article that’s mostly intelligible but every instance of the word “after” is changed to “anus”, for example, you don’t want to go with german)

this DOES NOT work with every paywall! i just tested it on a number of sites, and it doesn’t work on wall street journal. but it does work on the new york times, the la times, the washington post, and the san diego union-tribune. i make no guarantees!

hope people find this helpful!

OMG send me puns!! or silly jokes i need to hear them