Genuinely Hilarious, I Love The Implications That Everything In This Character Sheet Leaves You With

This is such an interesting concept that I would be doing myself a disservice if I didn’t reblog it. Yeah dog, that is exactly how I’ve been processing crises; how did you know?

Happy 4/13! And remember, change! Watch out! It keeps happening! Click for better quality.

Do you ever wonder if death counts as body horror? Among all of the body modifications in homestuck, I feel like death is one. Like a plastic surgery, and you look the same but you put yourself through pain and trauma to become what you were told would be better. Does that mean that the Postcanon Godsanity is the equivalent of a filler leaking? Popped boob?

@bamsara Zim^

To all my fans (me) please be patient on the “Sakura has mental illness” post, I’m learning animation. Next post, hopefully I will be rotating Troll Sakura Haruno like a chicken

This is an earlier draft of SAKURA HARUNO, the fantroll the movie. A joke PFP that immediately went too far because I couldn’t stop thinking about it.

Her symbol is an XO. Is that a kiss, because of a constant need for / exuberance of affection? Is it Katy Perry’s “you’re hot and you’re cold” made manifest? Does she really like tic tac toe? We may never know…why it’s not that third thing!

Child SAKURA HARUNO?!

already flaunting the fashion choices that would get a lower troll culled, and already not brushing her teeth that good. Her lusus is slacking dog.

Yeah, we keep posting Troll Sakura !!!!!

A collection of diving birds.

A kingfisher, a pelican, an osprey, and a booby.

SAKURA HARUNO is unfortunately a valid homestuck name!

See, the thing with the color Teal is that it looks a lot like Green, and Blue, and Identity crisis.

She worries about that constantly, but that’s just thinking! (Her hemocode is memorized so she stops guessing lower than she should.) Constantly thinks that she Deserves OLIVE, actually, and overcompensates to Deserve TEAL. She’s not casteist if she’s jealous, which she’s NOT! Even if she does “act pretty Olive,” and she’s got so many Olive interests, and really wouldn’t Olive suit her better? Not that she wants it. Teal is so good.

Sakura in the show also literally does this thing where her eyes change color a lot between blue and green. Also, it’s stupid-relatable to be making a fantroll and thinking “Teal suits my life closest, but Olive is closest to what I want out of my life. Which do I choose?”

“Oh right homestuck is stupid, and the dumber it is the better it is, NARUTO BLAST 💥”

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SO intelligent, skilled, and Type A that nobody can dismiss her, and let’s keep it that way! Except for the people that do dismiss her: GET PUNCHED. Then she represses her feelings in a very healthy way, and has an internal voice to scream out all of the anxiety and self-hatred! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH! God we’re not good at anything, are we; how are we Teal again?!

Haha. Sakura, am I wearing you like a meat suit or do you actually behave this way in canon? Blink twice. Its been years since I’ve watched Naruto, and I relate to your impotent anger and fashion choices too much to tell. Speaking of:

She wears a lot of Plausible Deniability Pink as a fashion statement, by having everything black get “ruined in the wash” mysteriously. The pink is muted, and fades into the orange bleached-black cast.

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Her horns are aggressive, angular, and ant-like (animal coded! Olive!) 🐜. They accentuate the fuck out of her forehead. She punches a lot of things that upset her (aww who expresses emotions in a way that are healthy in a hyperviolent society, youuuuu. Fuck I’m jealous). She’s the top of her Special Operative field but is suffering from chronic “95%!?! Where’s my 100?!”

Sakura could take it or leave it with the monarchy honestly, AND YOURE WONDERING, WAIT; SAKURA THE FAMOUS BOOTLICKER? But in canon her morality is shoddy as fuck — she lives a life unexamined. Sakura loves the fish queen, and Konoha, because she doesn’t really think about it harder. Any atrocity is fine because who cares what happens to strangers, when mine and my own are fine? She only cares that HER people are okay; she would follow them to wherever they go (or try to manipulate them to stay) as long as they’re by her side. Haruno is a certified bootlicker and authority-liker, as a consequence of a comfortable life. Oops. (Teal!)