this movie is absolutely ass cheeks. they’re ALL chopped. the CHUZZ!!! like the only huzz in this movie is the queen when she turns old. let’s be so for real. BUT OME OF THE GUARDS. OH MY GYYYATATTTTTT PLEASE I WANR HIM ON THE BED IN THE SHOWER IN PUBLIC OVER THE FOUNTER I WANT HIMMMMMMMM GYYYATTT PLEASE ELET ME HIT OLEASE LET ME HIT I WANT PLEASEEEEE
dean here. everyone in this movie has a big forehead BUT THE FARMER KNIGHT IS ABSOLUTELY FINE AS SHIT HOOOOOOLY MOLY I WANT HIM. 🐋🐋🐋
@frankcastleautism
ts the worst movie i’ve ever seen in my life. the acting is booty and everyone is chopped besides the dwarves and that one knight. 10/10 to laugh at while watching
for dinner tonight i ate butter pasta with salt and butter. super yum. now im drinking ice water out of a straw. i’m kind of sleepy 💔
i’m doing math homework and it’s on circles someone take me out. “this is probably the easiest chapter” NO IT ISNT!!! SYABU‼️‼️‼️ I LIKED CHAPTER 9 TAKE ME BACK TO PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM AND SIN COS AND TAN I MISSSSSS PLEASEE :((((
Winter by Yabadum, a Sunset Shimmer Animatic
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currently listening to sweating bullets by megadeth, song is almost over. i’m sitting in the truck at circle K waiting for my mom. idk what she’s picking up but i think a drink. yeah a monster. white monster. the spray paint one. yay!! now we’re off to my sisters tennis thing!! smells like teen spirit by nirvana just came on! she’s opening the can and gonna sip it soon, after we get outta the parking lot. typing this in real time
UGH LOOK AT THEMMMMM THE TENSION!!! JUST FUCK ALREADY!!!!
THE COLLECTOR (2009) dir. Marcus Dunstan
okay WHAT. YO THAT MOVIE WAS ABSOLUTE GAS?!?! would NOT recommend watching if you’re sensitive to gore/violence and nudity. but holy banana PLEASEEEEEEE. I WANT ARKIN. IM GONNA GO FERAL THEY HAD NO BUSINESS PUTTING A MAN SO FINE IN THAT MOVIE. oh my god and the way he fought the collector.. guys just fuck already we get it. OH MY GODDD AND THE COLLECTOR. PLEASE. SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION WITH ARKIN AND FOR WHAAATTTTT⁉️⁉️⁉️ ALSO I SHOULD MENTION ALL THE SONGS WERE BANGERS. THEY HAD DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE IN THE BACKGROUND AT SOME POINT. YES PLEASEEEE. I CANNOT WAIT TO WATCH THE SEQUAL AND SEE MORE OF MY WIFE!!!! oh my god but the amount of times people were actually being dumbasses is appalling (should be expected from a horror movie though 🤷♂️). i felt like that one audio, “let me get this- let me get this straight, DUMBASS.” it felt like watching hardcore porn/j. OKAY JOKES ASIDE GENUINELY A GREAT MOVIE AND I’M SO EXCITED TO WATCH SEQUEL TO SEE MY WIFE.
i miss my ocs i want to yap about them please take me out someone sedate me :(
sisters tennis thing is over with, now i’m in the car. mom is smoking outside, i can smell it. it’s definitely not my favorite smell in the world, i can’t wait to get lung cancer from second hand smoke!! phone is charging, back at 22% now. it’s so hot in the car. Drain You by Nirvana just finished and now i’m listening to American River by Destroy Boys. i miss my boyfriend. siiighhhh. just got a lil bugger off my hand. also i in fact did not get any videos of my sister. perchance. ugh im baking in this car. i saw someone with a Kill Em All shirt, it was lit!!!
moms grabbing another cig?? no nevermind this is lit. listening to War Pigs by black sabbath now. i think my mom feels better? she seemed a bit down after the tennis thing. it’s alright though, we’re lit. phone is at 25% now!! we’re going back to my city now. i feel like saying city means they’re super far apart, but it doesn’t feel that way. we’re actually going to another city which isn’t mine, but close. i’m kind of tired, but i’m glad to be hanging out with my mom :3