I Just Watched This Amazing German/swiss Movie About Two Soccer Players Falling In Love, Called ‘Mario’

Ok but Draco and Harry would totally know so much about each other from the amount they watched one another at school and like

Draco making sure to have treacle tart for dessert the first time he cooks Harry dinner

Harry making Draco’s coffee exactly right in the morning (all the way down to the excessive amount of sugar)

Draco putting Harry’s fork on the left, because he uses it in his left hand despite being right handed 

Harry automatically handing Draco the paper, because he likes to read it with his coffee

And neither of them would mention it or make a big deal of it, but they couldn’t deny the warm feeling they both got because they just know each other

Somebody said muggle youtuber AU and I just had to

Does anyone remember fanfiction from like 2001 to 2004 tho?

-wacky, highly out of character ‘sleepovers’ with the villains of the series

-not bothering to research the culture the series originated from (we live in Japan but for some reason we’re celebrating a westernized version of Christmas?)

-sugar highs??? the entire cast has eaten sugar and now randomness ensues!!1!

-really surreal oneshots taking a completely illogical idea to the highest possible level played completely for laughs (re: maybe Harry was so good at flying because He Was A Broom All Along)

-user guides for characters (as if they’re adoptable robots)

-disclaimer at the beginning of the story, end of the story, used as page breaks in the middle of the story I DO NOT OWN THIS PLEASE DON’T SUE I’M DIRT POOR

-author’s notes at the beginning of the story, end of the story, used as page breaks in the middle of the story, LOL I WROTE THIS AT ONE IN THE MORNING PLEASE REVIEW

-nutshell/condensed retellings of the series, again usually humorous

-AUs where everything except the main character’s names are completely different that have no real connections to the series (High School AUs are EVERYWHERE)

-The writer’s favourite character isn’t dead and the rest of the cast questions it once and then never mentions it again

-the writer talking to the characters in script form before the story actually starts

AU in which Snape has a potions show a la Gordon Ramsay style

-“You call this a potion, Smith? I wouldn’t even use it to scrub the lavatory.”

-“Abysmal attempt, you’re out.”

-“Hmm…this is… adequate.”

-*looks at subpar potion* “I would’ve preferred it if the cauldron had exploded.”

-*contestant reaches for their wand* *Snape materialises out of thin air* “What the *beep* do you think you’re doing? You *beep* *beep* *beep* dunderhead. *Beep* oxygen thief!”

a gift for @quicksilvermaid​ commissioned by @drarryruinedme7 who requested a scene from quicksilver’s fic Who we are in the shadows​

ft. werewolf Harry and a Draco who is using every ounce of his being to not let his eyes drift over to his right

So I’m applying to go to University in July...

Me, writing a Personal Competencies Statement: How do I say, ‘I write gay wizard porn in my spare time’ but in an academic kind of way?

Like this,

'I am a prolific writer of relationship based fictional fantasy stories which I publish periodically in an online community of like-minded authors.’

Me trying to figure out how to logically ship drarry, scorbus, linny, wolfstar, and jeddy all at the same time.

daniel radcliffe calling out j.k. rowling on her bullshit is big dick energy

The Fandom @ Cursed Child: ugh, we refuse to accept 90% of this as canon, basically just fan fiction, fake news

The Fandom @ Hogwarts Mystery, a self-insert video game: *GIANT RED STAMP* CANON.

that i sometimes forgot what hating myself felt like. [insp.]