If I Ever Had Godlike Powers Over The Nature Of Animals I'd Just Make Crabs Smarter. Like On Par With

i need to torture a hardened, stoic older man, a soldier preferably, until he’s crying and screaming and begging for mercy. i need to kick him in the stomach until he’s vomiting all over himself, i need to break his ribs and sternum, pull his teeth out and choke him with a belt. send tweet

can someone kick me in the head to the tune of this song I’m listening2

i realised that a lot of baptist churches & some evangelical ones do not guilt trip each other every mass, so for those of you who don't know that, here is what catholics say every mass:

I confess to almighty God and to you, my brothers and sisters, that I have greatly sinned in my thoughts and in my words, in what I have done, and in what I have failed to do; through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault; therefore I ask blessed Mary ever-Virgin, all the Angels and Saints, and you, my brothers and sisters, to pray for me to the Lord our God.

Forgive me father, I know my body is a temple and I've made such a mess of it, but perhaps if we fully demolish it we can build something better, something maybe even worth love.

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ|| ꖎᔑᓵᒷ↸ ᒲ|| ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣, ᓵᔑリ'ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ リ𝙹∷ᒲᔑꖎ ⎓⚍ᓵ⋮╎リ⊣ ⎓𝙹𝙹↸!!1!1!

╎ᒲ ᓭ╎ᓵꖌ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⊣リ𝙹ᒲᒷᓭ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ∴ᔑꖎꖎᓭ ↸𝙹╎リ⊣ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌᔑꖎꖎ!!!1!1!

Okay this Bible quote goes hard can’t even lie

Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

how it feels knowing that life has not forgotten you, that it holds you in its hand and will not let you fall

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

20 year olds on here will wake up & Immediately log onto their Paraphile Radqueer Transid Eating disorder Self harm vent blog like Did you even try to have a good day