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i feel like me and apple jack have been getting closer lately. today she was selling apples and i bought one and ate it while standing and looking at her. she said do you need something but i got acared and took a big bite and started choking in front of her. someone else saved me but she looked at me twice while they wwre doing it

while the modern "vigilante" is often considered feral, the notion that they can't be fully domesticated is not true. vigilantes used to be extremely useful farm and village pets, completing various errands ('adventures') and carrying out justice for the peasants. with the implementation of the modern justice system they were replaced by the much lower quality "cop" breed of law enforcers (a popularized mixed breed of palace guards and the common European goon). before their breeding was explicitly outlawed, the vigilante was a carefully maintained and highly standardized class of hero, so with the vast documentation of their breed standards there have been numerous studies able to replicate the breed and implement it back into living alongside human families with great success

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The hearing center I tried to book an appointment with called me. Called. They called me, the person who is booking an appointment about hearing. The hearing center. That offers hearing exams and hearing aid repair. That one. Me, who has hearing issues. Their patient. At the hearing center. For people who don't hear all that well. That one.

they're boiling me in oil tomorrow and the day after as well

Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Try Drinking Pond Water

Drinking pond water is a quick and easy way to contract disease.

The experience will make for a great anecdote to have in your back pocket if you are ever invited to be a guest on the Tonight Show by Jimmy Fallon.

If you are an actor, drinking pond water is an excellent way to get into "the zone" before a performance in which your character must express the emotion "regret".

Do you even have a good reason not to drink pond water?

You never know – it could actually taste amazing.

Drinking pond water will bring you closer to nature.

Drinking pond water will bring you closer to God.

Drinking pond water is a great way to impress your crush.

I'll give you a reed to use as a straw if you ask me nicely.

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