Yo Mama So Habitually Arrhythmic She Ate Dinner In The Morning

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998 - A great and powerful number.

999 - The biggest number

1000- You have betrayed my trust. Numbers no longer have meaning

Dipping you in a river of estradiol and holding onto you by the ankle and when you're pulled out you've grown cat ears

the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans

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And you know I take Intensive Care of her Unit

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