Cookeina Speciosa

My friend posted this to the group chat and I laughed at it for like 5 minutes straight

Cats are great because they just accept that being Bothered by you is like. Part of the social contract.

They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

Im gonna make an announcement. Pink Diamond is a bitch ass motherfucker, She ruined my fucking life, thats right, She took her big diamond-ass ego out, and she ruined my FUCKING life, and she said her gem was "thiis big" and i said that's DISGUSTING, so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Pink Diamond you got a SMALL gem its the size of this WALNUT except WAY SMALLER and guess what my gem looks like, WHPHHHHHP Thats RIGHT BABY. ALL PINK, NO IMPERFECTIONS, NO BETRAYAL LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. She RUINED MY LIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA RUIN BEACH CITY. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET,

MY SUPER LASER POISON

Except im not gonna RUIN Beach City, im gonna go higher.

im RUINING THE EARTH!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PINK DIAMOND IM RUINING THE EARTH YOU

IDIOT

YOU HAVE FORTY ONE HOURS BEFORE THE POISON DrRDRDRDROPLETS HITS THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I FUCKING POISON YOU TOO.

i made this exactly one year ago and i still think the idea for it is good

it can happen to you every moment PSA please dont rotate 2d creatures

Million dollar idea

THEM