SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE I NEED IT IN MY BRAIN

rooster and maverick’s dynamic post crash is so great because that’s exactly how it feels to go to home depot with your dad on a saturday as a grown adult

These two are gonna be the death of me

glens never fucking escaping the allegations my god

Glass Onion + Text posts

There has to be at least one beach episode where they go talk to a sea monster and Jack Black does the shirtless Slavic kick?? to communicate with it. I would pay money to watch the shit out of this. 

That reminds me, I think there should be a series where Lucy Liu and Jack Black are partners in a supernatural detective agency in an urban fantasy setting where they help various mythical creatures with lost items, missing fae pets, and generally work hard to investigate all the elements of the metaphysical which accidentally scampered through the open window between the worlds.

Importantly their cases don't involve crime or law enforcement, they are helping people, not hunting criminals. Neither of them ever carries a gun.

Rooster: “I love it when my life spices itself up with ✨depression✨”

Hangman: “Bradley- honey- no.”

Spoilers for ISWM and MAJOR Theory-mongering

OK SO there has to be a center, some gravity well that keeps the circles revolving right? So if the loops are circles there has to be something that it spawned from...and that's WKM. WKM IS THE CENTER, ITS HOW ALL OF THIS STARTED. So WKM is the “gravity well” what's the first ring of loops? A Date With Markiplier. That's how we were introduced to the loops, the concept. That was minimal damage, just minor world breaking. THEN it gets worse. Something in the second ring (Heist With Markiplier) triggers cross universe contamination. The artifact is probably what did it, but more serious damage, like loops in the main loop of the story. Now with this third ring, everything is coming up, there are too many loops, too many endings, so what happens? Whole system reset. Mark broke it too many times and now the whole universe is going to be scrapped. 

I swear to God the more I learn about Musk the more I know I could grift him. Give me 40 minutes and a six pack of beer and I could have this dude CONVINCED that he's the reincarnation of an Egyptian pharaoh and the only way to save the world is to give me 40 million dollars.

rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

I used to try and track down anything I could about the asexual community when I was figuring myself out and I latched on to the idea of space and the black ring because of those identifiers. I realized that I stopped getting all of those posts when this stuff started getting pushed out again. Hell when I first came out people asked for a nickname and I said Ace, and then straight people started telling me I couldn’t do it anymore

HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS