Parents Not Wanting Their Kids To Move Out?

i used to think the term 'rearranging your guts' was a threat, like if you dont do xyz ill cut you open and smash your insides. very asexual of me

reblog for a bigger garden :)

Yes.

You ever get into a piece of media then find the fandom and just stare in horror?

Or get into a fandom and see canon and get disappointed because it is not, actually, gay?

a symbiotic relationship of sorts...

So y’all know the classic edge trope of “my blade cannot be sheathed until it has tasted blood”? What if a magic sword that has that requirement, except it’s sort of inverted. A sword that, instead of being inhabited by an evil spirit which once awakened cannot be lulled back to sleep except by blood sacrifice, was inhabited by a benevolent spirit who would not allow the sword to be drawn unless bloodshed were the only possible solution. A sword whose power could never be misused because it would only allow itself to be used in situations where it was justified. What about a Paladin who spends their entire journey fighting with a sheathed sword, incapacitating but never killing or maiming. The party believes that the Paladin has taken an oath of no killing, until they face the big villain. And it is in that moment, and that moment alone, that the sword will allow itself to be drawn.

Idk, this image set my mindwheels a-turning.

But do y’all see the vision?

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

Modern day codpiece but it's just pjs where the elastic's gone