Who coined the term 'alpha male' (in the toxic masculinity sense) and were they aware of the omegaverse?
AOAB - assigned old at birth
When you're looking for that one fanfic. Is it on AO3, is it on ffn?
No, it's in your head
They won't look at each other lmaooo
I know this has probably already been done, but consider: A stereotypical trope-heavy sitcom family, but it turns out that all the annoying toxic clichés that seem to be in play are actually subverted in ways that are conversely wholesome.
Like a husband who keeps making morbid, almost sadistic Boomer Jokes about how much he hates his mother-in-law. Turns out that his wife's childhood was wildly abusive, and it is entirely reasonable of him to not forgive people who tortured the love of his life when she was a child. Wanting to throw that horrid old witch into a wood chipper is the least that he could do.
burned my fingers breaking toast for the birds this morning and i would do it again. i would set myself on fire to keep them warm if asked.