Watched The Episode And Went Here Specifically To Find And Reblog This Scene

Today’s anime cat of the day is:

Madara/Nyanko-sensei from Natsume Yuujinchou!

Women from Kharkiv, early XXth century

Actual things that happen in the 1897 Dracula novel, without context:

A character has ominous nightmares and attributes them to eating too much paprika

Dracula first appears wearing a fake beard

The person he was trying to fool with the fake beard immediately realizes Dracula and Beard Guy are the same man, due to both having really firm handshakes

We are told parrots are immortal unless fatally wounded

A Texan cowboy opens fire on a bat flitting around a window, and lodges a bullet in the wall of an occupied room

A woman is called a polyandrist for receiving blood transfusions from multiple men

An incorrectly addressed telegram leads to two deaths, multiple druggings, and several children being assaulted

Dracula, while trying to maintain a low profile, takes a lovely trip to the zoo and freaks out the animals so badly that he gets mentioned in a newspaper article

The one character who knows anything about vampires spends a good two-thirds of the book refusing to talk about vampires

Dracula went to Satan's Witchcraft Academy and somehow this is only brought up in two throwaway lines

A character gets stuck inside a circle of communion wafer crumbs

A major plot point of the book is Dracula (who was said to be a brilliant scholar and has the strength of twenty mortal men) realizing he can move boxes without human help

Someone is referred to as "manifestly a prig of the first water"

Two characters have a hobby of reading train schedules

A hospital lets a mental patient escape to see what will happen

A character starts vomiting up feathers from eating whole birds

A doctor refuses to give a medical diagnosis and instead makes a speech about growing corn

Dracula impersonates another character just by wearing the same clothes, despite being taller and visibly much older. This deception is successful.

A character "cleans" a room by eating all the insects in it

Suddenly: rats. Thousands of them.

The heroes progress in their efforts through "the wonderful power of money," i.e., bribery

Dracula has three other vampires in his castle. Their relation to him is never explained, nor are any of them named.

A character insists his salvation depends on having a pet cat

Dracula is thwarted by flowers on more than one occasion

A group of vampires stand in the hall outside a man's bedroom, talking loudly about their plans to eat him. When he comes to the door to confront them, they run away laughing

Dracula wears an unfashionable hat and gets roasted for it

A group of Romanians encounter a disheveled, shouting man and, "seeing from his violent demeanour that he was English, they [give] him a ticket for the furthest station on the way thither that the train reached."

A boat crashes due to Dracula having the munchies

A wolf is thrown through a window and immediately runs off, confused and covered in glass

Dracula makes a bed

everyone who’s talking here about derealisation and wtnv are totally valid, but for humour purposes:

joke’s on you, i am already not real

feeling like a dumbass bc it took me until now (and going through a few s5 transcripts) to connect tmapg Celia to the Celia from Melanie and Georgie’s cult (who also gave a statement about a burning ghost woman)

it actually bugged me how particular they were about her (and other people in the tunnels tbh) and just feels good to know it wasn’t for nothing, yk

cw bugs

i keep waking up with bugs in my bed and not because i live in a shitty college dorm, but because corruption wants to make me its special little guy/gn

The sky looks like this right now btw:

Which is of course completely normal and could not mean anything ever at all

Діалог з батьком до Великодня

took a break from listening to wtnv awhile back just because it stopped making sense to me (not the lore obv just…the words, somehow) just to turn around and start camp here and there a few weeks later

Just finished Juno Steel and the case of the murderuos mask and i actively feel this podcast taking over my brain

Talk about a twist..