Transition Goals: Night Vale Townsperson

I neeeeeddd

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

Just remembered the girl I never actually dated and I had our wedding planned and talked about our plans for having children

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

“man i’m glad none of my irl friends can see the shit i post on tumblr”

then i remember

the one

“who fancies a movie then?” i fancy a solitaire film thank you very much

Being a non-dominant stonetop(can I use that term if I’m not a lesbian? I’m mostly in sapphic situations) is such a confusing experience

especially since I keep accidentally getting with complete bottoms

Not to mention the fact that I’m actually asexual

I want Michael the Distortion to meet Page Gerry. I want them to talk. I want Michael to gently touch his face and say, "What did she do to you?" And Gerry to stroke Michael's hand and say, "No worse than she did to you."

The thought of „a hicky or two would really complicate this outfit“

Drunk texting this drunk texting that, it’s a surprise if I even know WHERE my phone is when I get drunk enough to text people

i want kisses and talk with someone everyday