In The Middle Ages, Where Donald Changes Places With Della So That She Becomes A Knight And He Becomes

Shen: You idiots

Tai Lung: But your idiots

Kai, taking Tai Lung's paw showing wedding rings: FOOOOREEEEVEEEEEERR

Shen: Good morning, my love, children who have somehow become attached to me, by some miracle new siblings, idiot brother, idiot brother's fathers, nephew and asshole.

Tai Lung: Good morning, flower.

Furious Five: Good morning, miraculously acquired brother.

Four Constellations: Good morning, teacher.

Po: Good morning, bird bro!

Ping and Li Shen: Good morning, bird son.

Peng: Good morning, uncle Shen.

Shifu: Good morning, Shen...

Bro, it's canon.

Scrooge: ...And that's how we spent Christmas.

Donald: Ha, it's not as wild and crazy as usual, and to be honest, the only thing I remember is that you finally decided to have a relationship with Santa Claus. You're getting old, Uncle.

Scrooge: Hey!

Della: Come on, Donald! We all had fun. I mean, how did you spend time with your boyfriend?

Donald: *flashbacks of how he and Pete saved the world* Uh...

Pete: *more flashbacks of him and Pete saving the world + memories of Donald in women's dresses* Um...

Donald and Pete: *EVEN more flashbacks about how he and Pete saved the world + memories of their romantic intimacy* Well...

Donald: Just had a delicious dinner and went to bed.

Pete: Well, there were a couple more movies and a little musical number.

Della: Ha! See?

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I hope you had wonderful holidays! Good luck in the new year, I love you!

Do you know why I like family conflict so much in DT17?

Because they show us that EVERYONE is to blame for the conflict

Donald tried to secure the eggs, which is why he strangled his sister and uncle

Scrooge, despite seeing Donald's concern, built a rocket

And Della took the rocket

But at the same time:

Donald was too afraid for the children (and I think he used to be more or less adventurous, but after the navy he became even more afraid for his family)

Scrooge, after his 13th birthday (based on the comics), no longer knew how the family was really arranged correctly, and despite the fact that he probably believed that Donald was right, he did not want Della to move away from him

And Della, under the onslaught of her brother and the fear that after the boys hatched, her adventures would stop, she decided on her last adventure, and not to talk to her brother (and also, I believe that she had postpartum depression)

We see that all the parties to the conflict are to blame, but at the same time, they had their own reason to be like this

Except for the boys. These kids are not to blame for anything.

Monkey: How do you feel about gays?

Crane: Passive

Monkey: Maybe neutral?

Crane: Maybe, sweetie *winks*

Знаете что?

У МЕНЯ ДЕНЬ РОЖДЕНИЯ!! I'm happy birthday girl!

Tai Lung Po Shen

(@tales-of-tai-shan )

Appreciation post for this lineup of flags that is fuckin rad and now lives rent free in my head

Piranha and Shark:

OMG! Hello friend!

Donsy fans: THIS COUPLE IS CANON, STOP DESTROYING THEIR HAPPY ENDING

Three gay caballeros fans: DAISY IS ALWAYS ABUSING DONALD AND CHEATING ON HIM WITH GLADSTONE. HE DESERVES THE BEST!!!

Me *holding Donald and Pete: duckie and kitty do kiss kiss

Mouses fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER. DONALD ACTUALLY STEALS THE GIRL FROM MICKEY

Donmin fans: THEN WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THAT POOR MOUSE'S BOYFRIEND STOLEN?!

Donmick: EXCUSE ME

Me holding Minnie and Clarabelle: cowie say "I moo you" and mouse say "eek too!"

Goofbelle fans: GOOFY DESERVES BETTER THEN THIS BITCH

Googpete fans: SAY IT AGAIN AND I SWEAR TO GOD

Me holding Goofy and Mickey: and now you two dating here flowers and picnic

Scrooldie fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER, THEY'RE ENEMIES!

Rokerscrooge fans: THEY'RE JUST BUSINESS RIVALS.

Glomscrooge: IT'S BETTER THAN A FUCKING STALKER.

Brigitte McScrooge fans: WHAT YOU JUST SAY?!

Me with Scrooge and Santa Claus: yey immortal husbands and immortal gay sex

Gladaisy: THEY BOTH ACT LIKE ASSHOLES, THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER.

Gladmagic fans: LEAVE OUR GREEN KID ALONE, HE'S WORTHY OF HIS WITCH MOMMY

Me: wow I love this couple hehe, fashionable gays thank you @skullsemi !

You can't stop my crazy ass

1.Day. Heterochromia

— Wow... — Donald whispered as he reached into Jose's cheek. — They are so... Beautiful — he reached up to her cheek and began to gently caress her while he was drowning in the eyes of his boyfriend.

Silence hung between the birds. They looked into each other's eyes with fascination and could not tear themselves away from each other.

Blue and brown eyes looked into his. And it was beautiful.

A gentle blue eye, as if the ocean was drawing him in. There were so many mysteries and so much beauty in it that he couldn't stop looking.

And the same gentle brown. It was as if the sweet chocolate that Donald adored so much made him want more. And he didn't really mind.

Donald was falling in love with every second.

And Jose...

Jose had never heard such words.

Everyone who saw his real eye color called him a freak.

He was afraid to show his blue eye, not knowing how his boyfriends would react.

"And how could I be afraid of such a cutie?" — Jose smiled.

— Jo? Are you okay? — Donald's worried voice brought him back to reality.

— Oh.. — when did he start crying?

Donald gently collected each tear, drying his cheeks with his sleeve.

Silence, like a warm blanket enveloped them, as if this moment could last forever.

— Carinos! — until the third boyfriend showed up.