Tai Lung: Someone Help Me Find My Husband. He Fell Into The Snow And Now I Can't See Him And I Can't

You: Hey, what have you got there?

Me, holding back the flow of my thoughts about Donald×Pete: Nothing.

Man: Excuse me, ma'am, did you see three boys running past in a skirt?

Donald in a skirt (in a real voice): I don't think so, sir.

Man: Wha-?! Another freak?!

Donald: what.

Man: You're a freak! A real man doesn't wear those dumb skirts and pink! And-!

Scrooge: Are you done?

Man: Mr. McDuck?!

Scrooge is also wearing a skirt: Well?

Man: Wha-? Wait? *started to stutter*

Scrooge: If you are all. Then I will ask you to leave my nephew alone.

Man: *leaving*

Donald: ...

Scrooge: ...

Donald lifts up the skirt, under which the triplets were hiding in skirts: So, what have you done again, you little jerks?

My life would be so much better if Donald Duck was here to comfort me

Tai Lung: Okay, Shen, meet my new friend Scott

Scott: Hi!

Shen: You look stupid.

Scott: :(

Tai Lung: *wtf Shen*

Shen: I like that in a men.

Scott: (〃ﾟ3ﾟ〃)!!

Tai Lung: *wtf shen2*

Donald and Fergus:

As far as I remember, he was the only Beagle who got a gift from Santa, so he's probably hiding Roxanne because he knows all his brothers and mom will try to make her a criminal.

Although, perhaps he received this gift by mistake, so that he could give it to Roxanne later.

My head canon is Roxanne’s dad is an ex Beagle Boy.

Idk if this is a unique theory…

But like… image the story. Giving up a life of crime and separating himself from his family for the sake of his daughter. Did they disown him or is he hiding from them? Do they know he has a daughter at all?

It would explain why he’s so protective of Roxanne..

when a stranger askes who the triplets’ father is, Della Duck will always answer, “They don’t have a father, but they do have another mother”

she’s talking about Donald

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Scrooge, when he realized that Donald was such a whore because of him: Bless me baggies...

Donald: Hey, baby? Can you make me a coffee, please?

All kids: *stood up at the same time and in disbelief*

Huey: Um, unca Don-..

Pete: Just time me a minute, ma rose~

Pete: *kisses Donald on the cheek and goes into the kitchen*

All kids: ...

Donald: Did you want something, kids?

Huey: No.

Dewey: Nah-ah.

Louie: Why would you think that?

Webby: I just want a hug from you.