What Do You Mean This Isn't Donraider?!

Your bias towards Daisy is very unhealthy.

My love for Donald heals me.

I DO obsessively read peoples tags when they rb my art

And, yes, I DO kick my little feets and giggle when I get compliments

“why do you ship them? I thought the ship wasn’t canon?” bro we’re talking about fictional characters, who don’t actually exist in real life, from a media that focuses solely on fictional events that are not real either. so what if these two made-up characters didn’t kiss in their source material? they have lots of nasty gay sex on archive of our own and thousands of novel length slow burn enemies to lovers fics written about them. the fanon content at this point far exceeds the whole canonical franchise. the problem isn’t “it’s not canon” the problem is that you don’t allow yourself to let go of canon and enjoy the wonder of fan contents that are just as good / valid

Tai Lung: Hm...

Shen: *biblically accurate*

Kai: DON'T EVEN THINK TO FUCK HIM!!

Tai Lung: Still...

Kai: HE'S NOT EVEN CHINESE RELIGION!!

Tai Lung: No, I mean, I can.

Kai: TAI LUNG-!!

Donald: .. And that's how I learned to fluff my tail without hands. Of course, I didn't use this skill much, but hey! It's cute.

Pete, who realized halfway through the story that he liked Donald's voice and didn't listen to everything else, wondering when and how he managed to fall in love with this quacking madness: Yeah... I bet it is...

How would the three caballeros react to realizing that they're all gay for each other? Will they be happy, have a gay panic, be gay disasters, or something else?

Is this a challenge? Because I'm going write it! >;3

We all know he said "yes"

One more Joke about this moment 

Monkey: How do you feel about gays?

Crane: Passive

Monkey: Maybe neutral?

Crane: Maybe, sweetie *winks*

Dewey: How many partners have you had?

Donald&Scrooge: Male or Female?

Shen: Good morning, my love, children who have somehow become attached to me, by some miracle new siblings, idiot brother, idiot brother's fathers, nephew and asshole.

Tai Lung: Good morning, flower.

Furious Five: Good morning, miraculously acquired brother.

Four Constellations: Good morning, teacher.

Po: Good morning, bird bro!

Ping and Li Shen: Good morning, bird son.

Peng: Good morning, uncle Shen.

Shifu: Good morning, Shen...