Dumb Evil Bitch #234 didn’t listen to Frozone
DON’T MONOLOGUE.
20 minutes in and we’ve had an impala backseat joke. Bring on Mary Winchester.
Changing your mental ship soundtrack from hopeful, sweet ship songs to mostly sad, despondent, she was erased from existence depressing shit.
Chasing Cars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GemKqzILV4w
Whiskey Lullaby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gV3g9LCvPc
The Goodbye Song (Smash): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rOtFcyEMPc
Dark on Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yntDx4Y4baw
Hallelujah (Tori Kelly duet): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du0CQMUcilk
Rachel Platten’s Stand By You was on this damn list before last night. I KNEW IT WAS COMING AND I WAS STILL UNPREPARED.
So damn accurate.
if you read an older fic and think “other people commented on this already and it’s old—i don’t want to seem weird by commenting now” rest assured, authors L O V E getting your comments on fics of any vintage. we are dragons and they are our hoard. anything you add to the pile will please us greatly.
Zuko Gets Adopted (Frequently Against His Will), And Sometimes Does the Adopting Himself
A viper-lizard’s tales (by @crescentmoonrider)
Another Brother
black to blue (by @hersugarpill)
City of Prisoners
Dragon of the Yuyan (by @awkwardpenguinproductions)
Guilt
If I long for the world, just a bit, will you forgive me for it? (by @nvrlostword)
kintsugi (by @discordiansamba)
Salvage (by @muffinlance)
Show Me
The Best Path
The Crown of a Free Man (by @raikcaa)
there is a fire in me
To End a War
Wayward Flames, Come on Home (by @innogens-breadsticks)
Zuko & Father Figures
A Father’s Hand
A Journey, in many parts
A Matter of Trust
A Quiet Night In
After Daybreak (by @runrundoyourstuff)
Family Matters
Fire Nation Yacht Club (by @sword-and-stars)
goodbye to fathers
It gives a lovely light (by @elle-rosewater)
Never Look Away
Pride Is Not The Word (by @sword-and-stars)
put the weight on me (by @ta1k-less)
The Crown Hangs Heavy
There All The Honor Lies (by @shastafirecracker)
Unlikely Comfort
What We’re Given (by @sword-and-stars)
Zuko & the Gaang
all you have is your fire (and the place you need to reach)
Compassion For All Our Monsters (by @sword-and-stars)
count your blessings, not your sins (by @sky-mage)
don’t jump where i can’t catch you
dual
end-of-the-world-beach vacay (by @eternalgirlscout)
Falter (by @emerynn)
Family Is More Than Blood
Fueling the Flames (by @supernovaandtea)
Healing Properties of Cinder Sage (by @dawen-nightmaiden)
Justified
lessons in tea making (by @captainkirkk)
Male Bonding
new ways
One Big Happy Family
Perspective (by @waterandsilver)
ribs (by @gaycinema)
Rising Phoenix
sad songs in the summer (by @frutescence)
Safety First (by @sword-and-stars)
sightless yet seeing
Skin Deep
Terminal Velocity (by @balimaria)
the beginning of a new and brighter birth (by @captainkirkk)
The Festival of Lights
things lost in the fire (by @fyrelordzuko)
two truths and a lie (by @eternalgirlscout)
Unwanted Friends
We Ourselves Must Walk The Path
we’ve got nothin but time
What If…
what they did to your face (by @nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice)
What You’re Seeing On That Stage
When the Truth Gets Out
Zuko-centric
A Dark Night in Ba Sing Se (by @muffinlance)
All The Gentle Creatures (by @sword-and-stars)
Amends
Bracing
close your eyes & swallow the sun (by @gaycinema)
first rule of earth kingdom fight club… (by @gaycinema)
For Hearth And Home (by @sword-and-stars)
half in shadows, half burned in flames
Heat, Wait, Steep, Repeat (by @sword-and-stars)
heavy as a feather, when you hit the dirt (by @gaycinema)
Home We’ll Go (by @achievement-bender)
Let it Flow Through You
make the world safe and sound (by @silveryinkystar)
Perfection is Overrated
Sad Prince Tellings
The 41st
The best way to solve your problems (is to help someone else)
The [insert title here] and the Fire Lord
the occasional ghosts
This Barefoot Estate (by @snailwriter)
Zuko vs. Adults
(tagging some folks who might be interested: @hugs4zuko, @donvex, @meteor-sword, @sokkaseboyhair, @gayfireprince)
Does anyone else just want this Author, when we finally meet them, to reveal that they don't control the books at all? Like, I would just love for the author to reveal that all they do with the books is record what occurred, not that they make it occur. Frankly, the concept of the author controlling happy endings takes away the entire premise of the show, which was that we choose whether or not to do good or evil.
Okay so now I’m super confused. How much of Belle’s interaction with Rumple in last nights episode was actually her? I’m optimistically hoping Regina only stepped in after the kiss but hell we don’t really know do we? Regina knows about the cup so it’s not outside the realm of possibilities that Regina was handling everything.
As an avid CS shipper, I would like to be the buzzkill and point out that he was also, you know, badly injured with broken ribs. So he likely wouldn’t have gotten that far.
“Where you limping off to, Captain?”
BMOL better not show up at the end and kill Ellie so that she can never be used against humanity.... I swear to God...
OMG yes she’s back! The red-headed badass is back!
More likely, Loki is trying to give Thanos the Tesseract to get him to leave their ship and the Asgardians/Rebels alone. He looks fucking terrified and the clip before this shows him stepping over bodies.
Plus on the bottom that isn’t Loki or his spear.
So Loki is gonna help Thanos // Him giving him the tesseract and then his spear taking the mind stone from Vision