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ok but all of those r valid thinking strategies 😳

I really love the concept of Tim hiding in small spaces randomly, and his family just completely accepting this as normal behavior.

Like,

Dick, mid conversation with Wally, grabs a cookie from his plate and reaches behind the couch, sticking his arm down there and pulls it up with no cookie. He doesn't falter once in his conversation.

Wally blinks in confusion a few times and then carefully asks, "Did you just... put a cookie behind the couch?"

Dick blinks as well. "Tim is behind there." He said like that should be obvious.

"What?! Dude, has he been listening to our conversation??"

"Nah, he's got his headphones on." Dick says dismissively.

Tim reaches his hand up and taps Dick on the shoulder to get his attention and then mimes writing. Dick hands him a pen.

"This happens all the time, doesn't it?" Wally asked, amused.

Dick snorts and nods. "Are you really surprised? I mean, I hang upside down when i need to think, Damian cuts things, Jason shoots things, Bruce broods. Tim hides."

Wally laughs. "Fair enough, man."

Or,

Mid Justice League meeting, Bruce looks under the desk he's at, grunts and motions to the side of his head. Then, he grumbles "Notepad." A second passes, he straightens up and starts scribbling something onto a notepad.

"What the hell just happened?" Hal asks bluntly.

"Red Robin is under there." Clark says immediately, used to this whole thing.

"Okay... Is there, like, a reason for that?"

Bruce grunts, and Clark says, "He likes it under there."

"Ooookkaayyyy then."

more monster high headcanons!

- when jackson found out about holt he went all mad scientist and tried to kill him

- frankie accidently burnt down a pool shed when trying to grill for fourth of ghouly

- holt keeps accidently trespassing into increasingly dangerous areas, including but not linited too; hunting grounds during deer season, an abandoned hospital, a nuclear power plant, and the normie police station

- holt is in marching bad

- holt and jackson are both bi and transmasc

- holt wears exclusivly crop tops

- holt drank perfume thinking it was apple juice

- the fire department keeps getting called on the burns & hyde family gatherings

- abbey likes ice breaker gum

- holt, deuce, clawd, kieran, spelldon, and heath all went camping once and they got stranded so they used heaths hair to cook food

- theres therapy for the undead monsters

- cleo eats chapstick (her favorite is cherry)

- holt and jackson are german

- holt is a dog guy

- robecca has killed a man and will do it again

- venus is wanted by the US government

it rlly is th ough

nightwing dean winchester starfire castiel is this anything

RHFIKFG "this one lies"

im him if u care

two drawings i did yesterdaaay<3

this is giving me life u dont understand

alfred gave them the sheets

also about the whole vessel eugenics thing because im sooo fascinated by it but the way angels and heaven are constantly trying to convince dean to say yes to michael through out season five by saying its his destiny or whatver. like no it isnt. it wasnt foretold that dean would be michaels vessel, hes michaels vessel because heaven meticulously for centuries manipulated his family tree LMFAO like be so fr guys. and whenever someone calls dean "chosen" or whatever like no hes wasnt lmao. hes not just some random guy who HAPPENED to be the perfect weapon for heaven THEY DID THAT ON PURPOSE. its such an interesting take on that kind of storyline its so weird i love it

Dick: alright. Who did it.

Steph: ..did what?

Dick: don't play dumb, I know you all know what happend.

Duke: ..seriously..what happend? Just to be sure

Damian: someone took dicks dog.

Duke: that sounds like something you would do damian.

Dick: he has an alibi. He was on patrol with B.

Steph: and what makes you think we would know where your dog is?

Tim: do you have any suspicions?

Dick: evreyone in this room.

Evreyone eyeing jason.

Jason, offended: dick. Are you suspecting me? That I'd take your dog?

Duke: come on man.. it's not like that-

jason: no no. I want to hear it from dick. Tell me that you think, that the former street rat, who died and came back, and after alot of fighting and shit, finnaly got back to the family- stole your dog.

Steph:...that does sound mean dick

Duke: ..have to agree

Tim: oh come on, don't pull this "I went through so much" card!

Jason gasps, bewildered.

Steph: tim how could you say something like that! That's one of the reason we broke up! You have no empathy!

Duke: for real..

Damian: tim you pull this act way to often yourself to be mad at him for it.

Dick: alright alright- stop fighting. Jason that's not what I ment..I'm just looking for my dog alright?

Jason: and what makes you think I took your dog!

Jason, with dog fur on his clothes

Dick, sighs: jason.

Jason, knowing he can't act his way out of this one: ...just a few days more..?

Dick: ..fine..H does seem to like you, or else Haley would have ran back home alredy. BUT I WANT TO SEE MY DOG TODAY!

Jason: fine! Uhrg

IM GONNA WRITE IT I SWEAR

no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.

Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.

Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?

Bruce:

Tim: who the fuck is Damian

Jason, freezing:

Jason:

Jason:

Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?

Jason: I have to leave.

-

Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-

Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-

Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.

Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.

Damian:

Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.

Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.

Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary

Thinking about her (fem Izuku)