Oh Thank God

exactly how are people supposed to end a conversation? i just ended a zoom call by saying “welp. looks like Death is calling on me again. gotta go my dudes. see y’all in hell” and ended the meeting with peace signs and finger guns but something tells me that was The Wrong Way.

this is my first art post of my original art :) im open to feedback and critique! hope you like <3

we love them and will support them always but omfg look at these idiots! pHIL STOP SWALLOWING GLUE!!! omg dAniEL yOu dOnT neEd to bE iNcreDibly dEep and MeaNinGfuL alL the TiMe

love how the entire fandom collectively is like “this is dan and phil. they’re idiots, we hate them. but i have watched every single upload and will continue to do so for the rest of time.” like. ive never seen another fandom do that.

genderqueer problems #2

getting so used to misgendering yourself around people you aren’t out to that you start to do it with people are out to 

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

why is this so fucking loud i didn’t want to get called out like this fuck

Sometimes you're just an introverted loser who sits alone in your room with a cup of tea and a book, has fantasies about morally grey fictional characters, is severely touch starved with a completely fucked up sleep schedule and slowly declining mental health.

one time i was very late for class and the printer i was using broke down RIGHT AS I TRIED TO PRINT SOMETHINg. and a fellow student came over (obviously seeing my distress) and said “sup? having trouble? here…” and fucking took off his shoe and HIT THE PRINTER WITH IT. “excuse me what is that supposed to do,” i asked. and he was like “this piece of shit is out to get you. you just have to show it whose boss“ and then he LEFT and i never saw him again but i’ll always remember the boy who smacked a printer with his shoe to make it work for me

printers are inherently malicious creatures. i have never met a printer that does not on some level want to make everyone’s lives miserable. they are full of ink and malice

So many TV shows/movies depict the Epi Pen as a total solution for anaphylaxis...it's not. The Epi Pen gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital where they can save your life. TV makes it look like you just have to use the Epi Pen and then the crisis is over. Do people without allergies or a loved one with allergies know that an Epi Pen only buys you time? The more I see this on TV the more I worry...

**Maybe you should reblog this because I'm actually worried that most people don't know.

READ THE EPI PEN INSTRUCTIONS TOO!

-Don't cover the back end (blue) of the Epi Pen with your thumb.

-Make sure the Epi Pen clicks when you inject it in the thigh AND hold it down for several seconds.

nevermind

I THINK I JUST DISCOVERED MY ART STYLE

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