Lord Havelock Vetinari / Carrot Ironfoundersson

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I can't help but notice the increasing population of princesses on this site, leaving one extremely important ecological niche underfilled: the sinister royal advisor.

The time of the treacherous vizier is nigh.

Just so you know, Vimes addressing his letters to Vetinari with ‘My Lord Patrician’ does Things to me.

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I Won't Hurt You

Doppelganger Challenge Day 1: Dada

"Dada look I'm you!"

"... Not until you hit another growth spurt, you're not."

Doppelganger Challenge Day 2: Marques Jr.

"Now I can stand in for you behind the counter!" "I'll pass..."