I thought Stan was going to tell him how to bully them with kys too.
don't show him modern technology; it won't end well
bonus under the cut:
Imagine Kingston was an actor when he was younger so he was in this movie and they actually get Lou to just come in to set for one day and play a young Kingston, playing a weird character 
wherever he is.
Fall from the heights you may have come from.
Did anyone know originally in the test screening for Puss in boots: The last wish they blow up Disneyland.
Can’t wait for that man to be the most supportive father ever
Watching never stop blowing up has made me realize that 80s action movies would probably be my favorite genre if it weren't for homophobia/lack of representation being a thing.
Kingskin being a bisexual king running into his exes around every corner, characters just being fine with it when the PCs accidentally refer to the characters with different pronouns, when Jack/Paula talks about his ex husband to a bar tender and hes just like
"my ex husband is in Tampa, he got a new boyfriend :( "
and jacks like "HES GAY?" Right after talking about his ex husband.
Background characters having top surgery scars, real excited for the complicated mess that's probably gonna be Jennifer drips and Matilda Drops.
Brennan Lee Mulligan is just so aggressively an ally and I love him so much for it. That man has so much love and support in him.
After Damian learns this
Damian:
Damian: holy manslaughter Batman
headcanon that after Dick Grayson being Robin all of the batkids interchangeably use “holy ____ batman” even at the worst possible moments
Steph, staring down at Tim in the medbay cot: holy common cold, batman
Tim: please stop
Steph: holy spleenless sillybilly batman
Tim: steph please
Jason Todd on the floor, bruised and bloodied: dad?
(The timer ticks down to three seconds)
Jason: well holy shitballs batman I’m going to fucking di-
KABOOM
Either that or really aware about something stupid.
how do you tell if a boy likes you?
U just gotta ask 'em, man. Boys are stupid as shit, I'm not even kidding.
Instead of all the dinosaurs taking over the park, weeds just fill up the entire area, making it look bad for tourists
And then Jeff Goldblum says life finds a way as you look at a shrub 
old gods are waking
They be talking about my chain mail, yet I don’t see their asses on the front lines. Where’s all that armor going fuckers
No, he just gets the money he spends on the bat stuff back