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The Major Arcana in One to Two Sentences

The Fool: Now what?

The Magician: You should really do the Thing

The High Priestess: You should think about what happens when you do the Thing

The Empress: Here are the means for you to do the Thing

The Emperor: Here are the rules you need to follow to do the Thing

The Hierophant: You probably shouldn't do the Thing

The Lovers: I'm going to decide for myself if I should do the Thing or not

The Chariot: I'm gOING TO DO THE THING

Strength: Whoa there friend have some self-control while you try to do the thing

The Hermit: Observe how other people do the Thing and learn from this

Wheel of Fortune: HAAAHAAHA THIS SETBACK IS KEEPING YOU FROM DOING THE THING HA HAAAA

Justice: Maybe I deserved that for trying to do the Thing

The Hanged Man: Trying to do the Thing has fucked my life over what the shit

Death: Trying to do the Thing has changed me beyond all comprehension. I DON'T LIKE CHANGE

Temperance: I'm trying to get back how I used to be before I tried to do the Thing

The Devil: I DON'T WANNA DO THE THING I WANNA STAY HOME AND DRINK AND EAT TEN CHEESEBURGER WAAAH

The Tower: Everything I knew before I tried to do the Thing was a lie. I am completely changed

The Star: Maybe there's hope for me to actually do the Thing

The Moon: I'M NOT SURE IF I'M MAKING PROGRESS WITH DOING THE THING YET????

The Sun: Wow I may actually be able to do the Thing

Judgment: Looks back fondly on the Journey that I took in order to do the Thing

The World: I did the Thing

The Fool: Now what?

NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe

A Witch’s Wand

In witchcraft, a wand is used for directing energy in rituals and spells. It represents energy, power, and fertility, and is used as both air and fire element. Each wand can be as unique as the witch that wields it. 

🌟 To Build:

Unlike brooms, wands require very little work put into their production, unless you want to. Some traditions call for a witch to find their wand in a fallen branch and forbid against breaking one off the tree. Carving is optional, as is the choice to embed it with crystals, wrap it with wire, tie with ribbon, carve sigils, etc. 

A few possibilities for wands based on wood magic correspondences:

ALDER— Weather magic, necromancy, courage and passion 

ALMOND— Wisdom, prosperity, love magic, healing 

BIRCH— Intuition, creativity, love, healing, protection 

ELDER— Healing, protection, banishment

HAZEL— Truth, divination

HOLLY— Purity, sun magic, strength, protection, luck 

OAK— Protection, fertility, strength 

REDWOOD— “King of trees”, strength, protection, creativity, enlightenment 

ROWAN— Defense, creation, travel

WILLOW— Healing, protection, spirit work  

YEW— Strength, change

🌟 Note:

However, please note, a wand does not need to be made out of wood. A wand can be found in many things and anything that is dear to you. A spoon, a pencil, a wrench, a plastic toy wand. If you can find magic within the instrument, it is a wand. 

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Sombra - Abilities + Ultimate

I haven't slept for three days and all I can think off is that lobster vine

nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes

friend: can u please stop talking about pokemon go

me: pokemon no

Muslim and Mexican friends and strangers: you have an ally in me. I will not watch anyone terrorize you. I will not listen to anyone call for your death or deportation. If you need help, or just an ear, I am here for you. I will stand with you.

it doesn’t help that there’s a 13 yr old next to me doing 10 times better than i am

i just want to do robotics??? i just want to be able to do something i enjoy???? why do i need this fucking. horrible stuff to do so??????