my roman empire is lowkey the dog that waited for odysseus to come back for like 20 years, was the only one who recognised his master in disguise and was too sick and tired and old to get up and greet him. And exactly because odysseus was in disquise he couldn't go to greet the dog and the dog FUCKING WIGGLES HIS LITTLE TAIL AND DIES ARGOS YOU WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED
I am so obsessed with the idea of Remus having a really hard time coming to terms with his sexuality and going through this difficult journey of self-discovery all by himself. I mean he always kinda knew that his disinterest in girls was kinda weird but when he turned 15 he started to realise that the way his eyes would follow different boys he found pretty was the same way James' eyes lingered on Lily. He already was difficult to love in his mind,being a werewolf and all, he was afraid that asking his best friends to embrace that additional part of himself would be too much. So he became distant, he closed himself off, and the situation became even more difficult for him when he caught himself staring at Sirius for a bit too long. All of that dramatic, serious, self discovery stuff and James fucking Potter had the audacity of just explaining "oi fellas I think I like boys and girls by the way" on a random Monday afternoon like it was NOTHING
Dorcas and Marlene both came out as lesbians around the same time. The result was that every sapphic at Hogwarts was having a FIELD TRIP. Ladies were fawning over them,writing love letters, sending gifts. Marlene and Dorcas because of their ridiculous rivalry (and sexual tension) with each other ended showing off whenever one of them got a confession or a conquest (yes, they were a little bit of a fuckgirls let them be). Both of them couldn't understand why this particular game of theirs annoyed them considerably more than the others, until at one party Marlene honest to God full on made out with a girl while locking eyes with Dorcas. THE SEXUAL TENSION COULD BE CUT WITH A KNIFE EVEN PETER WAS SWEATING AND HES ACE
The Slytherin Skittles have the TIME OF THEIR LIVES bullying little kids on Roblox. Every time Regulus is in a bad mood, he just logs in and makes cocky 12-year-olds cry. The first time James heard him (after he woke up in Reggie's place one day), he was so SHOCKED because he had never heard Regulus-sarcastic-side-remarks-Black curse that much. Also, that kind of online bullying is classical Rosekiller activity. They just get on Tiktok or Twitter and write the most random controversial shit ("yall, i think democracy is kinda overrated??") and watch shit unfold
Headcannon:Remus had a truly unhealthy addiction to coke zero, like that man truly couldn't function without starting his day with one, and when James read somewhere the dangers of it he started hiding them from him and begging him to "please Remie just take it easy". When Remus kept complaining to him about how much he needed caffeine and his lack of energy, James, in his overprotective mother mode, started making him black tea to drink. And that's how Remus developed his love for tea
Kenma definitely gives the biggest side eyes to any mf who says that their favourite video game is Fortnite
Jesper being in love with Kaz for years. Jesper who at the start wanted to hate Inej so much because even if Kaz himself didn't know yet, he saw how Kaz looked at Inej, he looked at her like she hung the stars in the sky. Jesper who resigned to being Kaz's lovestruck best friend because he was still so happy to be a part of his life,someone Kaz needed, someone Kaz loved, even if it wasnt in the way Jesper wanted him too. Jepser who thought he would never fall in love again, and suddenly, Wylan happened. Suddenly, Jesper understood what Kaz felt for Inej because Wylan, with his pretty hair and glowing eyes, made Jesper believe he could find his happily ever after again. Jesper wanted to worship Wylan he didn't know how someone that perfect could ever look twice at him but Wylan with his curious, brilliant mind and his glowing smile not only looked at Jesper but allowed him to experience pure,all comsuming true love, to experience what it is like to find a soul that so perfectly intertwines with yours
Megumi "cold hearted, mean, stoic" Fushiguro who has a box of random little things from his loved ones - the tickets from the movie he and Yuuji went to watch on their first date, the receipt from his first dinner with Nobara and Yuuji, the bracelet Inumaki gifted to him on his birthday, a little dog key chain (the first gift Gojo ever gave him). He would never admit this to anyone, but whenever ye feels sad, he just sits and looks at the contents of the box, reminding himself that there was something worth fighting for every day
Tumblr really got me realising that I'm to my core an attention whore. I open this app see two new likes and I just sit there giggling "oh my god two people actually liked something I said stahp" LIKS GIRL STOP THATS SO EMBARRASSING FOR ME LET ME PLAY NONCHALANT AGAIN
Diya's Family
Hello everyone. I'm writing this post on behalf of my friend Diya, who is currently in Egypt, separated from his family in Gaza. Diya and his wife, Shaima, have 4 children together. Because of the ongoing genocide, he has been forcefully separated from his family for more than a year! Being away from each other for so long has been very hard on both Diya, and his family. There is news again that the Rafah crossing will be opening soon on 10/10, and Diya URGENTLY needs to raise the funds to help his family evacuate. He is also raising funds to provide his family with the basic necessities they need to survive.
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One time, Gideon and Fabian ruined one of the Marauder's pranks and upstaged it with one of their own. And that's how the biggest prank war in the history of Hogwarts started. I'm talking stressed teachers, terrified but also widely entertained students, the Marauders staying up all night to plan the most elaborate plans, the twins giving the biggest side eyes, glitter and fireworks left and right,hair changing colors, absolute CHAOS. It all came to a stop when the Marauders almost took the giant squid out of the lake, at which point McGonagall had to intervine and give everyone a detention for the rest of the semester, a ban from Quinditch and a serious threat of getting expelled