James : "Okay I'll start studying at 8:00."
*some time goes by*
*time is 8:01*
James : "Oh well, I missed it, I'll start at 9:00 then"
tumblr: that thing you like is Problematic and you should feel bad for liking it
me, an adult capable of critical thinking and criticizing things while still wholeheartedly enjoying them: please get out of my living room
"quiet, they can hear us" jeddy<333
God, I love these two so much.
Huge family dinners were a regular occurrence in the Potter household.
Everyone brought food and drink (which mostly led to them having 8 bottles of wine and 10 different desserts)
People usually arrived in the same order as well.
Ginny would open the door for Hermione, Ron and the kids right on time. Next came Molly and Arthur a few minutes later. Fred’s family maybe 10. Bill and Fleur a few minutes after them and so on.
When it got past the hour mark, only James was left waiting by the door, sat on the bottom step of the staircase.
He’d entertain himself, picking threads from the carpet, until he heard the faint pop just outside the door.
He was up in a second, swinging the door open.
Teddy’s fist was still raised in a motion to knock. He didn’t have time to lower it, his smile hadn’t even fully formed on his face before James was pulling him over the threshold by the collar of his jacket and molding their lips together.
Teddy let out a surprised, breathy laugh into James’ mouth, before kissing back hungrily.
“Late. As usual.” James mumbled against Teddy’s mouth before pressing another hard kiss to it.
Teddy smirked, palms warm around James’ hips as he backed him up against the hall closet. His teeth scraped gently against James lip, “Waiting. As usual.”
James scoffed and Teddy leaned back, only enough so that he could see Teddy clearly. Their hips and most of their chests still pressed together.
“I wouldn’t have to wait if you weren’t always so late.”
Teddy grinned, “Why on earth would I be on time when instead I get kissed before I’m even through the door? Besides…” He leaned in again, nosing along James’ cheek, lips dragging along his jaw, “If I was on time, there would be family everywhere and we wouldn’t get to do this…”
James bit his lip, head falling back against the closet door as Teddy started placing open-mouthed kisses down the column of his neck.
“Yeah…” James’ fingers curled into Teddy’s hair, eyes falling shut, “Maybe you should be late.”
“Mhm.” Teddy answered shortly, mouth otherwise occupied with one of James’ collarbones.
James only just had the mind to tell him off about leaving any marks, “I got way too many questions last time- especially from dad.”
Teddy withdrew his head and raised an eyebrow at James, “What was Harry doing asking questions about a hickey on your neck?”
“Because.” James said distressed, “He’s always asking if I’ve met anyone and then there was that so obviously I had met someone-“
There was a sudden voice from the other room, “James? Is Ted here yet?”
James’ eyes widened, “Speak of the devil.”
Teddy bit his lip, eyeing the already forming splotch of purplish-red on Teddy’s collar bone where his lips had been moments before, “C’mon.”
He hurriedly opened the closet door and yanked James inside after him before closing it as quietly as possible.
“What the-“
“Shh.” Teddy pressed a finger to James lips.
“James? Are you even out there?”
When no reply came again Harry sighed, leaning in to kiss Ginny on the cheek, “Be right back.”
Ginny nodded, “I swear to Merlin, if he’s eating the cake again-“
Harry laughed, before making his way into the entry hall. He was about to call out James’ name again when-
“What the bloody hell are we doing in here?”
Harry’s eyes instantly narrowed in on the closet - the source of what was clearly James’ voice.
“Quiet- they can hear us.”
Another voice. Harry tilted his head, risking one step forward, trying to figure out who it was. It was clearly a boy’s.
“Well, I don’t understand why we couldn’t have just gone out there and then, y’know, finished that off later, they’re gonna wonder where we a-“
“No… What they’re going to wonder about is… that…”
There was a beat of silence before, “Teddy!”
Ah, Harry thought, So Teddy.
Ironic really, that the two boys had taken to hiding something that practically everyone had already guessed about.
“The second I tell you not to- and then you already have- Jesus fucking christ, it’s the dead of summer I can’t wear a fucking turtle neck!-“
“I’m sorry. I can’t- you’r just so-“ A sigh, “I can’t help it..”
Harry smirked, guessing as to what they were talking about.
“Well- Well-“ James cursed, “Why do you have to be so fucking cute about it-“
“I’m not cute-“
“You’re bloody cute. Now let’s get out of here before anyone comes. I don’t hear anything, I think it’s safe-“
With a start Harry saw the door handle starting to turn. He tried to casually sprint back into the living room and huffed down into his previous spot on the couch.
Ginny raised an eyebrow, “What’s wrong?”
“What?” Harry puffed, “Nothing. Why is something wrong?”
Ginny’s brow arched further. Harry endured her stare for only a moment before cracking.
He leaned in, “Y’know James?”
“Our son?”
“Yeah.”
Ginny shot him a look, “Well, yes Harry, I do believe I know James.”
“Oh.” Harry flushed, “Right. Well, y’know Teddy?”
“Yes. Of course, what are you-“
Harry was the one to raise his eyebrows this time.
“What- oh. Oh.”
Ginny grinned, “Well at least now we know why he never brings anyone home.”
Slytherin Aesthetics:: Black
“Half gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Real gods require blood.”
— Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God (via theclassicsreader)
mythology family ♥︎ menthe for @221bcecil
in greek mythology, menthe was a cocythian nymph, and beloved by hades, was metamorphosed by persephone into a mint plant, or, according to others, she was changed into dust, from which Hades caused the mint plant to grow forth.
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
And, like, maybe a few movies too
The Secret History By Donna Tartt (Obviously!)
Dead Poets Society (Movie and Book)
If We Were Villians by M.L. Rio (Very similiar to TSH, also a personal favorite)
The History Boys by Alan Bennett (A play)
Vicious by V.E. Schwab (I think more superhero oriented? Ive never read it)
A Separate Peace by John Knowles
Black Chalk by Christopher J. Yates
The Lessons by Naomi Alderman
The Rules of Attraction by Bret Easton Ellis
Kill your Darlings (Movie, I hated it)
More Female oriented Academia books
Special Topics in Calamity Physics by Marisha Pessl
The Basic Eight by Daniel Handler
The Rehearsal by Eleanor Catton
Sleepwalking by Meg Wolizter
Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro (okay, only vaguely academic but still a good book)
The Lake of Dead Languages by Carol Goodman
I heard the movie Mona Lisa Smile is good too
A list of some other academic school books
Feel free to add on to this post.
(This is in a universe where everything is legal and consensual and the age difference is not creepy at all just in case) — - Teddy is totally the little spoon - James’s favorite hair color on Teddy is actually pink. - Teddy’s favorite part of James’s body is his collarbones - James could spend hours watching Teddy studying, because when he focuses really hard his lower lip kind of juts out in the most adorable pout. - Teddy blushes and sucks in his lip every time James points this out. - At first they were so reluctant to tell their family they were together, but ended up unintentionally making out in the Potter’s backyard for the whole family to see. (The unintentional part was the audience, not the kissing. Obviously) - Teddy loved the way James had a tendency to fall asleep while he played with Teddy’s hair. One minute the hand was moving, the other James was snoring softly. - They rarely fought, but when they did, they didn’t speak to each other for at least a week, after which each of them was too drained without then other’s company, and got back together without a word. - Lily Luna was literally the biggest shipper. She loved her three gay brothers. - Teddy and James were prone to fall asleep in front of the muggle TV at the Potter’s, tangled up in each other. Everyone wonder how that could ever be comfortable but they never asked - James said ‘I love you’ first, to everyone’s surprised. -Teddy said it less than half a second after. - Their first kiss happened under the willow by the lake (no, not the whomping one), in autumn, when they were freezing to death but too immersed with each other to either notice or care. - Teddy cried a lot about his parents. James was always there, no matter how many times. - Like his dad, Teddy had a tendency to self-loath, something he and James often fought about. - James just couldn’t believe how such an amazing human being could hate himself so much. He tried to prove every one of Teddy’s arguments wrong every day. - They loved each other so much.
History of Magic Meme: [½] Founders → Helga Hufflepuff
“Sweet Hufflepuff from valley broad“
George is heavily afraid of getting disowned
Fred is the only one he trusts
They never get an owl back from their mother who ends in a rather nasty breakdown
Two weeks pass by until an owl lands on their table
There’s a letter and even a package
It’s Slytherin sweaters
When harry comes along, he gets to see how fun Slytherin can be
Fred tells Ron about the underwater glass they have to see into the lake
Draco and Blaise become immersed in trying to name every lake creature they see
George is telling first years that they can come over to the Slytherin dorms if they’re a fan of lake creatures and cold areas
Fred takes drawing requests from the little kids
George helps them with potions
Pansy drags Hermione over and rambles to her about the lake
The twins are always making sure people are ok
There’s always a sleepover in the Slytherin common room at midnight
It’s usually packed with students
George makes everyone hot coco
Fred takes pictures
The twins just generally making Slytherin out to be the greatest house ever