S A N T O R Y U

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Guys. Understand my vision.

me after doing zero of the things i needed to do

Listen. I wouldn’t just fuck an alien. I’d take an alien out on a date, to their favorite restaurant. I’d marathon an aliens favorite show with them. I’d spoon an alien every night. I’d bring an alien little random tokens and gifts to remind them of my affection. I’d help an alien work through their emotional issues and family baggage. I’d adopt a shelter pet with an alien and raise him as our very own son. I’d grow old with an alien, every blissful year of our union reminding us of how much we cherish each other. I’d make love to an alien.

Potamon sp. Crab Fossil; Pleistocene Epoch (2.58 - 0.012 MYA)

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

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