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I was listening to my music the other day and I felt like I found the perfect theme song for Arkady Patel. It's called 'Halfway to Hell' by Eliot Sumner and not only is it an awesome song that would totally fit with Arkady's vibe, but the lyrics also match perfectly. For example: 'I made some calculations I had to break the law' and 'We're in this together It's us against the world We all need an accomplice' So yeah: Arkady is what first comes to mind
[ ID: A set of four images. Top left, “Aro people are valid. Always.” with the aromantic flag with the yellow stripe. Top right: “Ace people are valid. Always.” with the asexual flag. Bottom left: “QP relationships are valid. Always.” with the queerplatonic flag. Bottom right: “Aro people are valid. Always.” with the aromantic flag with the white stripe. ]
Joke: Little Kids And Lifesavers
The Candy With The Little Hole This should make you smile. You have to love little kids.
A Teacher Gave the kids in the classroom Fruit Flavored Lifesavers.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red…………………Cherry Yellow…………….Lemon Green……………….Lime Orange …………..Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’ One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re ass-holes! The teacher had to leave the room!
Communications Officer Doug Eiffel - Requested by @minkowskis
“Hey kids! This is Communications Officer Eiffel. I’m talking to you from a distant hell-hole, better known as the U.S.S. Hephaestus. Currently, I’m orbiting a star called Wolf 359.
None of that is as exciting as it sounds.”
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Colonel Warren Kepler
You think you know me? That you’ve met me? No. You’ve met the Artist Formerly Known as Warren Kepler. You’ve met my job. Aside from that, there’s no one left for you to know. I’m gone. I’ve been goddamn canceled. Show’s over, and there will be no encores. All that’s left is this. Sitting here, waiting for a phone call.
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Juno Steel in 2A?
well that’s just rude
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That is so our school. I mean sometimes I think they go crazy with dress code.
Dr. Dmitri Volodin
Dr. Elias Selberg
Dr. Alexander Hilbert
“None of it was easy. None of it was nice.”
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That's the way to reply to trolls!!!
why do you type like an overexcited child
maybe because i aM an overexcited child
MAN HAVE U SEEN THIS EARTH I AM STRUGGLING TO KEEP MY EXCITEMENT UNDER CONTROL it has taken me so long to realise it but i am surrounded by wonderful people who do wonderful things and wonderful people who struggle to see that they and this earth are wonderful and there is potential everywhere my friend
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