If He Doesn’t Worship The Ground I Walk On, He’s Not For Me.

Wouldn’t it be so funny if we told people we were dating, as a joke of course. But to make the act even more believable we get married and have a whole ceremony with everyone. But we couldn’t just abandon the act so for the joke we spend the rest of our lives together. And whenever there’s someone around we hold hands and kiss so they actually think we are together. Wouldn’t that be so hilarious? Like so so funny?

Seeing all the "owned by" and "owner of" on people's accounts like

When is it gonna be my turn 😭😭😭😭😭

as he should.

Do you switch or just sub?

I’m a switch!

Hi sweet boy <3

Omg Hiii! <3

Hey sorry I turned completely non verbal when you praised me and stared into my eyes

It will 100% happen again