Guys In Hawaiian Shirts Either Have Life Figured Out Or Are Going Through Their Midlife Crisis

Never trust an adult when they say they’ll tell you when you’re older. It’s just a lie to escape the interrogation. Continue the questioning until they ask for a lawyer

brb trying this

I really need to collapse onto the floor right now. Could really use some nice comforting exhaustion

I hate Agamemnon but why did clydo have to kill Cassandra too

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

If I could curl up in a ball and turn to stone as soon as possible that would be ideal thank you

I am currently looking at a pc, a laptop, an iPad, and a phone. I have achieved peak unproductivity.

Nothing has ever been more real

Losing contact with someone close to you is so crazy because it’s like no I know this is no one’s fault but I can see you in the cigarette smoke and all the music I listen to was yours before it was mine and I miss the way you held me and the way your hair felt between my fingers and I miss your stupid face and I seek you out in every person I meet and I’m mourning you like you were ever really mine but like it’s fine I guess.

>:(

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

I love run on sentences because not only are they useful for writing a more cohesive story, they let you add as many words in your essay as you want, and you can also torment the reader by having only commas as pauses for breath.

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do