Aaa Thank You So Much I Want To Make You A Bracelet! (I Had A Hyperfixation On That Last Month Like You

another Gothamite Headcannon because why not?

they are always looking out for each other. And I mean always. (Unless you’re shit, then you will be collectively rejected and, in their words, ‘hung out for the bats’ (in other words: no one will help you now, just hope it’s Batman and not Red Hood))

however this intense (and warranted) protection leads to misunderstandings between Gotham and other cities. A few examples follow:

Gotham thoughts: they brought a knife to our date? They must want me to know they’re ready to protect me! I mean I can protect myself but it’s super sweet!

anyone else: why do they have a knife?! Should I be worried?!

and continuing that with a gas mask (they want to make sure I have an updated one for when I need it!/are they planning a gas attack or in league with someone bad?!) and so many other stuff is the reason the Gotham residents, heard wearing but sweethearts have such a bad rep. That and the people who have been ‘hung out for the bats’

tfw when you were raised so neurotypical the only times u let yourself actually feel to a full extent is a) around friends who would never tell my family b) out in the forest alone and c) in a dream

trying to sing along P.R.O.T.E.C.T.T.R.A.N.S.K.I.D.S by Cheap Dirty Horse but my spelling is so bad i have to sing along with the lyrics open to spell out three words in a row

These are the opinions that make me go ‘and I would love to say ‘I will not elaborate but unfortunately I have adhd and am incapable of shutting the fuck up, so listen’ just because ash and yut lung had a similar situation does not make them similar! Yut lung is a type of antithesis for ash and the fact that he spent the whole time in the show fighting for an identity outside his brothers only to be reduced in fandom to a ‘worse ash’ is tragic in this essay I will-

"yut lung is just ash without an eiji" you are insufferable and wrong

YES HOLY FUCK I WANT TO SET SOMETHING ON FIRE WITH YOU

also celebrate with me for a sec I’m 17 days clean woo!

(Ooc: PLEASE OML)

Hello I have a desire to talk to a normal person for a bit because literally most of my friends and myself go to a private school and it’s like fuck you mean lunch is lamb falafel or roast gamon? What? And like the more I look at my life I go what the fuck guys? (Also most of their only knowledge of the current situation comes through heavily conservative parents and I would not trust them not to vote tory) so like ??? What do I do ?? Because they do the subjects I want to do for a level there for sixth form but I could also go be among normal people at the college in town at the cost of English lit a level and a mean asf chem a level teacher and I’m getting very off topic so hello can we interact please lol?

Mate

Lets go get some bloody chips, then we can go graffiti shit and fuckin' put arson to the govern's. Then you can tag with me and my mates

(IM SORRY YOU GET FUCKIN LAMB??? -mod)

being gender fluid is very fun today, like yes I’m in a cropt halter top and tight trousers, yes I’m wearing makeup, yes I’m feeling he/they, like I get it all rn

so like… tamlin

no, this isn’t me talking about how he was done so mfing dirty and i would defend him, BUT

He plays FIDDLE

not violin

like there’s a difference between a posh traditional ballroom music (no hate to violinists) and the inherent community that comes with folk music (the fiddle is a folk instrument) and like it’s not a big thing

but

tamlin was the son of a high lord he hated

he’d do the more ‘common’ instrument out of spite, out of defiance, out of something to separate himself from them and pull himself closer to the common people who he likely preferred being around

because folk music is something to dance to! It encourages community, it would be done at taverns and town squares, in festivals for people who wouldn’t hear ballroom music, much less attend fancy balls or soirées for violin music

and there’s something there

something something being taught a more common style of music by maybe a more common person (because folk is an incredibly oral and aural tradition, more passed down than written down) in defiance to a high lord and high society who gave him an instrument that they want used for ‘proper’ and fancy music

You are a very cool person to interact with (I’m running out of things to say oml my brain is freezing I have my first gcse tomorrow excuse that lack of people skills 😂)

Hello I have a desire to talk to a normal person for a bit because literally most of my friends and myself go to a private school and it’s like fuck you mean lunch is lamb falafel or roast gamon? What? And like the more I look at my life I go what the fuck guys? (Also most of their only knowledge of the current situation comes through heavily conservative parents and I would not trust them not to vote tory) so like ??? What do I do ?? Because they do the subjects I want to do for a level there for sixth form but I could also go be among normal people at the college in town at the cost of English lit a level and a mean asf chem a level teacher and I’m getting very off topic so hello can we interact please lol?

Mate

Lets go get some bloody chips, then we can go graffiti shit and fuckin' put arson to the govern's. Then you can tag with me and my mates

(IM SORRY YOU GET FUCKIN LAMB??? -mod)

every gothamite and I mean EVERY gothamite could figure out who the bats were in an instant if they tried. However there is a rule of plausible deniability in Gotham. You saw a vigilante take of their mask and might recognise their face? I’m afraid your eyes were hurt in the last Rogue attack. You heard them slip up and use real names instead of code names? Yeah, your headphones are definitely noise cancelling, you heard NOTHING.

Idk this just feels so fun like imagine a situation where a vigilante accidentally crashes into a gothamite’s residence and does something that could expose them (loose a mask, say a real name etc) and the gothamites just there like. Nah. I heard nothing. I saw nothing. I’m saying nothing.

not too caught up on rtc lore, was monique gibeau his closeted self, his self insert, or him in drag?