Can't Wait For The Pope's Official Stance On The Smallest Element Of ℕ And The Subsequent Schism

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

"wait, did you say 'cogay'???" "Yeah I codate copeople of the same cogender as me. Here comes my coboyfriend now!" *they cokiss copassionately*

If a homophobe is someone who can't cooperate with homosexuals, then a cohomophobe is someone who cohomosexuals can't operate with

Eating with the big spoon just to feel something

Seids öß schwui, seids öß vabrecha*inna!

Be gay do crime but in Bavaria and we're putting these everywhere