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clownpierce cant see well through the mask, like.. at all. He can see basic shapes and when a sword is coming at his face, but not much else. This also means he has never really *seen* the faces of other lifestealers, and will definitely instantly swoon if he sees branzy without the mask in the way

-evil anon

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all time favorite clownpierce hc

Remember to make space for the heteros this month too - yes, really.

Lesbians who became straight men

Gay men who became straight women

All straight drag artists (note that not all of them are cis!)

People with complex identities who thusly encompass multiple orientations (like genderfluid and multigender people who, yes, are sometimes straight, or even simultaneously with other labels)

Hetero aro and ace people. Especially. Seriously.

People with fluid orientations

Gnc people who find joy in their straightness

Many queer people are also straight. Queerness is note solely reliant on gayness. These people too, are a part of pride. Remember that.

[All discourse attempts will be swiftly blocked. Exclusionists fuck off]

Undo the Damage of Sitting

Can we have more of the overly mature characters that always act older than they are just , actually, act their age for once.

Like the strict cold 20yr old, who is more mature than all of the 30-40yr olds, actually acts their age,dancing and singing to new songs, making jokes.

Because in their hearts they are the sunshine character, but they put up icy walls to protect themselves, but the fire inside them will melt the ice.

Or the fire in their heart was put out before, and can only grow around their family, who knew them before they became cold, began hiding themselves, so their family are the only people they feel safe with and can truly be themselves with, even subconsciously - moving closer to them when they're nearby or smiling more around them, something so natural for family but not for their friends.

Because their family is safe, their family will protect them, so they don't need to hide themselves.

Part 2 of Feral Jason Grace and Feral Percy Jackson headcannons stuff (whatever this mess is supposed to be)

Because sometimes you gotta remember where you started (and I'm trash for these feral boys. Also @caffeinated-croissant thanks for reminding me 😅... Cos I totally maybe... Possibly forgot...)

Anyway!

Jason has several bracelets, Percy unapologetically owns a fidget spinner. They can't keep their attention on them for long but their a source of comfort. Jason's are a mix of charm and bangle bracelets, that somehow get suck to anything and everything.

Percy has days where he won't talk to anyone, he taps the ground and makes little grumbling noises that Jason learns to understand. On those nights, Percy curls up in Jason's arms and doesn't move all night.

Reyna ran to Jason and hugged him in front of both camps. She was so close to crying and held him fiercely, Jason actually did cry because he was so afraid he'd lost her. Reyna also dragged Percy into the hug cos he was standing their motionless, appointing them as her little brothers and that if anyone dared harm them... Well those threats are suitable here.

(That's the day the treaty was made because both Roman and Greek alike learned never to piss of Reyna Avila Ramirez Arellano.)

Annabeth is still kinda mad over Percy breaking her nose on his first day (when he woke up) and it doesn't help that he just doesn't care. "It's not my fault you stood so close" and so that's that.

The only ones who are considered friends to Jason and Percy out of the 7, are Frank (because like he's going to judge feral kids), Leo (cos he toes the line... And now I'm going to have to make Feral Leo that it's own post... See this it's a problem I have.) And Hazel because it's Hazel.

Piper is just kinda there, she's really close to Annabeth but after the days in the Wilderness school, where her fake relationship with Jason never happened because no...she definitely remembers him trying to claw her eyes out on several occasions and finds him strange... If kinda hot.

Jason struggling to be human, Percy hugging him close when life gets to much for him. They have a blanket fort and spend days inside cuddling when things get to much.

Both of them are stuck in a constant game of tug of war with anything and everything they have. Scarves, belts, shirts, anything and it all starts without warning.

Percy is more likely to delve into the darker parts of his powers, blood vending cos it fills him with adrenaline and he loves how free it is. And it makes him a great healer, which helps his mental state. He just cannot be restrained, only a few can get him to stop before he goes to far.

For Jason its the opposite because the camp instilled him with rules, he's terrified he'll go over board and has been nerfed as a result. It annoys some of them but Percy is always there to hold is hand when Jason's struggling. But when he's mad, Jason comes alive in a way no ones ever seen with enough raw power and brutality to rival his Father.

Jason just zone's out sometimes chewing some old slippers.

Percy and Jason are taught sign language by deaf/mute campers, to help them when they struggle with words and they spent their time helping these kids improve.

Percy is constantly picking fights and the only one who can stop him is Jason... But he's usually content with watching. Reyna could but she only steps in when she can be bothered to.

Jason breaks down when he meets Thalia, hides from her because he's so afraid she'll judge him because he knows she and Percy fight constantly. But she surprises him by welcoming him with open arms, and while he's odd she's patient. "I waited years to see you again, the fact your alive and well is all I need. You think I care your like this?" it got funnier when Lupa had to show up to stop some of Artemis's wolves from adopting Jason and Percy.

Percy is the first to confess, he gets frustrated because he can't make the words come out but Jason understands and they both kiss under the stars. Lupa and Sally knew it was coming but both fake surprise when they announce it.

@derpy-grackson

@incorrectjercyquotes

@perseusjackson-jasongrace

There is only one laundry in hermitcraft and it is at spawn. Xisuma set it up because he needed a way to politely inform the other hermits that they really need to wash their clothes, just so he'll be able to take off his helmet with the filtration systems.

And just as predicted, the clothes all got mixed up. There are several people who own lab coats, so they just get swapped around (although everyone ensures that Doc gets the torn one before he wrecks someone else's coat). The shirt situation is hopeless.

Grian's red sweater and Stress's entire wardrobe are a constant threat to the non-pinkness of any other article of clothing on the server. Jevin's clothes are probably a biohazard. TFC's has enough dust from the mines to clog up the machines twice in a week, while Tango has enough gunpowder on his that it became a genuine concern that the pipes might blow up during the drying cycle. Rendog barely stops Wels from chucking an entire suit of armor into a washing machine, but then proceeds to overfill the drum with the outfits from all of his alter egos. Etho starts running a 'Lost and Found' where he threatens to sell other hermits' clothing to someone else.

After a month, most of the hermits have given up (or ran out of diamonds for Etho) and accepted their fate. Impulse and Joe had accidentally swapped shirts, and Joe begins to rid himself of the @ branding to embrace the i, while Impulse has an existential crisis over the idea of changing his name. On the other hand, Cleo and Cub have swapped their clothes and neither of them were bothered, since it was still pretty much a crop top and shorts either way.

All of the suits on the server are now mismatched, or very pink. It is now a reoccuring joke that if you manage to get the mayor's clothes and sash, you'll own the diamond throne. Inside the now-abandoned lost-and-found, there are a lot of unclaimed Mumbo for Mayor t-shirts lying about, and the pile appears to be multiplying, or at least growing taller by the day. It might be sentient at this point or contain some sort of mutated fungus, but nobody dares to clean it up. Why is it making a hissing sound?

Xisuma admits defeat when he walks into a Hermitcraft meeting, only to find just about everyone wearing one of X's costumes that they had stolen from the laundry. Keralis does rock the Reporter Beesuma suit though, he can keep it.

This entire thing was such an entertaining read, thank you for this lovely mental image...I just can't stop thinking about the conversations that would happen as a result of this!

- Mod Shade

Reyna in senate meetings

Reyna: Right, this is an emergency meeting, we won’t stand on formalities

Random Ghost: I love formalities!

Reyna shot him a cross look.

Larry: We know the fifth will mess up. They should take somebody good.

Dakota: We were plenty good last night when we whipped your podex, Larry!

Reyna: Enough, Dakota. Let’s leave Larry’s podex out of this.

Reyna: *claps hands*

Octavian: *walks up to the front* I have been summoned

Reyna: SILENCE! Senators, we must act like Romans. All we can do is advise them and make sure they have a plan.

Reyna looked at Percy without much hope

Reyna: you do have a plan, right?

Percy: ….

Octavian: So you do have a plan?

Percy: We go to Alaska as fast as possible

Hazel: and we improvise

Frank: A lot

Reyna studied them. She looked like she was mentally writing her own obituary.

Octavian: A boat! The Son of Neptune wants a boat.

Reyna: Octavian, a boat is little enough to ask. And providing no other aid seems very-

Octavian: Traditional!

Reyna: …sigh

Hugh going tricker treating