Velice Opožděný Hatsune Mikuláš Vám Přeje šťastný Nový Rok! : D

Slunečný hrob starts playing in the background as all our hopes and dreams fade away

American Christmas comedies: The end makes you cry because of how beautiful the reunion of the characters/the solution of the the plot/the general message is

Czech Christmas comedies: The end makes you cry because everything was fine and then it got f-ing destroyed by armies of Warsaw pact

I got to sing along to the first Epic song I ever heard and my voice was terrible

BUT IT WAS AWESOME

YOOO IT'S THEM

IT'S HAPPENING

Sváteční připomenutí, abychom se tyhle poslední dny před svátky chovali extra slušně k pracovníkům ve službách. Buďte trpěliví, buďte spolupracující, zastaňte se zaměstnanců, když nějaký jiný zákazník takový nebude. To platí pro krámy, restaurace, i třeba kurýry. Pokud řídíte, buďte trpěliví, i když někam blbě zajedou a překáží, myslete na to, že v tom autě tráví klidně i 20 hodin denně. Ti lidi mají taky jen jedny nervy a snaží se tohle období přežít. Pokud je to ve vašich možnostech a pokud víte, že půjdou přímo jim, dávejte dýška. Zkrátka usnadněme lidem pracujícím ve službách tohle hektický období.

A pro vás, co jste v pozici právě těchhle zaměstnanců, mám jen přání, ať to ve zdraví přežijete, držte se. Co děláte, je důležitý, i když se tak někdy lidi, kterým pomáháte, nechovaj. Pac a pusu a co nejklidnější svátky všem přeju!

I put on a black velvet dress with a suit jacket at home purely for this post and I know the majority is so right here. Šaty ze sametu z nejtemnější noci for the win

"šaty" jako slovo nadřazené, synonymní k oblečení obecně

&. 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.

( this is basically just a very self indulgent list of various fluff, angst, and suggestive themed dialogue sentence starters. )

❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜

❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜

❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜

❛ you’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜ 

❛ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. ❜

❛ here, give this a try and tell me what you think. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜

❛ how is it you always know what i need, huh? ❜

❛ you’re lucky you got away with only a scratch. ❜ 

❛ i can’t imagine losing someone like that. i’m sorry. ❜

❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜

❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜

❛ so, what do i owe this pleasure? ❜

❛ ah, so you aren’t heartless after all. ❜

❛ may i have this dance? ❜ 

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. i won't break. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜

❛ we can't keep doing this. ❜ 

❛ you look like you've got something to say. ❜

❛ just relax and let me take care of you. ❜

❛ thought you’d be lighter without all that blood. ❜

❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜

❛ everything looks so beautiful from up here. ❜

❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜

❛ well? how do i look? ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

❛ do you mind if i smoke? ❜

❛ i’m scared of ending up alone. ❜

❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ how long has it been since you've slept? ❜

❛ you are losing my interest, and that’s very dangerous. ❜

❛ i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight. ❜

❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜

❛ i’ve never cared for anyone the way i care for you. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ just a few more stitches and you’ll be as good as new. ❜

❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜

❛ i want you to forget this ever happened. ❜

❛ i'm here for business — not pleasure. ❜

❛ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. ❜

❛ you'd look better down on your knees. ❜

❛ fine, keep acting like you hate me. ❜

❛ kiss me again. ❜

❛ are you asking me out on a date? ❜

❛ just sit there and look pretty and let me handle this. ❜

❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜

❛ well, i do feel better now that you're here. ❜

❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜ 

❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜

❛ i was wrong about you. ❜ 

❛ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. ❜

❛ you gonna be a good girl / boy for me? ❜

❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜

❛ books mean more to me than people anyway. ❜

❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜

❛ how about a kiss goodnight? ❜

❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you shouldn’t be out here by yourself. ❜ 

❛ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. ❜

I've had this in my gallery for a while

For some reason I always associate CC with the song "fish in a birdcage". Idk why, just, vibes ✨

heehee bird :3 i can see it tho!

11 left days to reblog

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

I made cookies for all my moots. Reblog and tag to share with your own moots as I made a lot and I'm super proud of them

@thelonecrecentmoth @lobrac @aquacrex @angelonasher @doompicklez @lunarloaches22 @kurtobsession @rosewashereyt

After being too busy to draw for weeks, I finally finished the DTIYS by @mircsy and it looks like I went WAY overboard

OG:

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?