Queerjarreadyforwar - "My Grandma" Jokes ✨

me fr (i got this off pinterest, not mine)

hmmmmm this is hard

i play keeper for my varsity soccer team and libero for my volleyball team(s)

I’m a creative writer and i usually write really descriptive stuff.

i fall down the stairs at least twice a day and i suffer no damage 🦀

@diangelo14 @cruger2984 @sebbyisland @beeblebroxologist @oh-possumz @crystalcipher87 @severeshelteramulet

if you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! let’s get to know the person behind the blog <3.

Ah crap. Uhhhhhh

Good Kid is the first band I’ve ever been obsessed with. Did not know before this that I could be obsessed with music. Here I am

I’m a pharmacy technician! I both hate it and love it—by far the best part of it is the kids, ages 5-13, who just discovered they could pick the flavor of their own medicine.

I live two hours away from the Mexican border. Half my family is very Mexican. The other half immigrated over here at least five generations ago and is functionally white. What does that make me? …Who knows.

Im too lazy to put this in anyone’s inbox so here we go, no pressure tag spree incoming:

@i-put-the-bi-in-nonbinary @loud-kid2 @mrs-luigi-vargas @ricketricket @wolfthedrolf @keylovesstuff @peaches2217

L Lawliet does not have abs he is a scrawny little freak that survives off of frosting and preserved strawberries

does anyone????

better question, why you both butt naked…..

/j

death note + dmcb crossover bc i’m evil

justdavina from San Francisco is 100% 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈

very cutesy. very demure

they need to invent a being alone with ur thoughts that doesnt end with u wanting to kill urself