Received This Incomprehensible Email From My Ornithology Professor

I DON"T BELIEVE Y- wait *scrolls through ur account* ok you right

*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it

He (game rev) would steal the candy from the other person

game reviewers are weird

none of y'all are cooler than the Lego Batman + PURE Xbox 360 double case

OH SHI-

The problem with tumblr

i am being pursued by a mysterious sphinx

antarctica

funny guys

Scratch it...

Went to the wild west and back to get you these Tubi recos. You’re welcome.

i am fixated on this peanuts scene in particular. its so unsettling and dreamlike. lynchian in nature, down to the fucking sound design