NO YOU"RE SEEING THIS AD :(

... you do realize that he's convicted of several counts of murder, right?

I'm in the castle

Scratch it...

what happens to the popes copy of undertale?

While certain items are buried with the pope, I believe his copy of undertale was not one of them. Also as I understand it was not a type of physical copy but actually a Steam access key.

I suppose if the key wasn't used, it would remain available and could in theory be donated or given to his family.

If the Steam access was on a piece of paper (which I assume it was?) and it was in the apartment of the pope, it won't be available to anyone until after the conclave because his apartments get sealed until the end of the conclave.

is he a noise now

final jokers i swear

Meteor (Uncommon): When hand is played, destroys one card from the chosen hand, and permanently adds its chip count to poker hands chips.

Joke Book (Rare): retriggers all triggering Jokers, flips over all Jokers.

Loose Hook (Uncommon): when sold, 1/2 chance to copy last sold card.

Entity (Rare): Random effect every round. (effects listed after this entry:)

- Debuffs all played cards, x3 Mult (1/4 Chance)

- Pass blind immediately after selection (1/8 Chance)

- +40 Mult, -1 Mult for every card discarded (3/8 Chance)

- Increases first played poker hand by 2 levels, -10 Mult when triggered (1/2 Chance)

- No effect (1/4 Chance)

Timed Bomb (Uncommon): x1 Mult, increases by x1 for every round played. self destructs itself and Jokers to left and right in 5 rounds (rounds shown count downwards till destruction)

Package Of Meat (Uncommon): +40 Mult, divides itself in two after hand is played, along with mult given. (Destructs after 6 divisions) (if no space is given to divide, only mult is halved)

Crayon (Uncommon): Randomly shuffles first drawn hands suit.

Blind Spot (Common): x1 Mult, gain x0.25 Mult per debuffed or flipped over card played.

Simpleton (Uncommon): x3 Mult, loses x0.05 Mult per every card/effect gained.

Down On Your Luck (Uncommon): x1 Mult, Gains x0.1 Mult per untriggered lucky card in played hand.

4th Wall (Rare): x1 Mult, gain x1 Mult per won run.

Vandalization (Uncommon): Debuffed cards are no longer debuffed.

god i love balatro, had to make some jokes

below are some descriptions (upper left to bottom right)

Rorschach Joker (Uncommon): Gives +2 mult when Pair, Two Pair, and Four Pair are played

Coffee Stain (Common): all cards played in first hand are added to final hand

Self Joker (Rare): All hands are added together, self-destructs after 6 hands

Hand-Drawn Joker (Common): 1's, 2's, and 3's are counted again

Stamp (Uncommon): Cards with stamps are added to mult

Infiniti (Legendary): Mult provided is doubled after every action (starts at 1)

Rip-Off Joker (Common): All prices in shop are halved

Drawer (Uncommon): Adds the discarded cards back into the draw pile

Question Mark (Uncommon): Copies a random Jokers effects

i am fixated on this peanuts scene in particular. its so unsettling and dreamlike. lynchian in nature, down to the fucking sound design