Random Rant:

Oook so the exmas are just around the fucking corner, I'm over here fighting against procrastination and stress, studying my ass off, only for anxiety to make an entrance in my head and ask "Are you sure that you know that? What if you forget everything during the exams? What if you fail the panhellenic exams?" Sooo yeah I'm over here crying my heart out, while studying history and sociology. To all of my fellow greek students, good luck to us, we need a fucking psychologist.

Me on my way to write the most questionable, rapey fanfic of a show, which is deader than my favourite characters.

So my mother gave our dog a bath and now she is an angry burrito

That's legitimately my life in a nutshell...

I have a ship that currently has 24 works, half of which are not in English. Most of them are from 2017 or older, and the two most recent ones were written by me.

Aaand it's done!

OK JUST WATCHED KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE (AGAIN)

I'M NOT CRYING OVER HOW ADOREABLE IS MADAME

NOPE NOPE NOPE

I'M UGLY CRYING LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH I SURELY AM

HOW DARE THAT LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT OF A GRANDAUGHTER DISRESPECT MADAME LIKE THIS???

BITCH YOUR GRANDMA IS SO DAMN PRECIOUS

I JUST LOVE HOW GHIBLI MAKES US FEEL A BUNCH OF PURE EMOTIONS, I CAN'T-

THIS IS AN AGGRESSIVE REMINDER TO GIVE A CALL OR TEXT OR SEND A DAMN LETTER WITH A DOVE OF SOMETHING, TO THE PEOPLE THAT YOU HOLD DEAR.

FAMILY MEMBERS, FRIENDS, YOU NAME IT

DON'T FORGET TO SHOW THEM YOUR LOVE, APPRECIATION AND GRATEFULNESS

I'M CALLING MY GRANDMA FIRST THING IN THE MORNING

I've been listening to "Rogues! The Podcast" for a while (which is fucking amazing and super heartwarming for my little cold heart.) And I felt inspired, so I decided to sketch Dr. Jonathan Crane (at least how I picture him in my head).

Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you’re spared and will only get a summed up version

Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man’s body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?!

Don’t believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men’s body fat is under 7%, they’re dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it’s literally only for that day, because it’s extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they’re at their worst when they’re filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his “beer belly” and I’m genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7.

Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.

My bf and I just watched the "Iron Man" trilogy and I cannot stress enough that Tony Stark is fucking Daddy material, I-

10y.o me had a major crush on Tony Stark and I guess it was just awakened. Makes perfect sense to me.