Im Almost Out Of Xena Warrior Princess : (

Starting farsacapes to fill the void of xena and im so happy to have TWO late season sg1 team members??? Vala get to beat up two of my boys??

Also yea the first episode in sg1 Vala shows up and just beats the shit out of Daniel (which is sex bc of her Naquadah rich blood, his biggest weakness) and now she kicks the shit out of Ben Browder! GirlBoss

SHE HATES COMPASSION OMG learned what it was and she already hated it

The politics of this show are wild and I am on day 2 of watching the piolet of this show and its soooo slow omg!! This is why I like to start a few episodes in so I see them in action instead of all the set up. Plus it's more fun to watch after I kinda have the feel for the characters

If every episode ends with a message to his dad im not gonna be able to make it far! That shit is SAD AND I RESENT IT

I would watch a whole sitcom of 'Teal'c's adventures in humanity'. Just let me witness this man encountering coupons for the first time. or Starbucks. or loading a washing machine

s4e2 farscape

so i just watched the stargate ep where they open Hathor and like ???? just two evil woman bath scenes in less than an hour, my heart cannot handle it WHY IS THERE LITERAL BOOTLICKING TO HOT FACIST LADY? i hate that rygles go to move is to bite like calm down plz use ur words now scorpy is biting! the tity sweat phermones thing is fucking wild tho and not what i expected and seeing john critton currled up looking dead inside does not make me feel good, people are constantly poking and proding at him and hes not handling it well as it is, hes not doing well and stop assaulting him for like a day

two raves this week and i am going to make pants ??? and overall dress???? not from scratvch but i will try

holy heck this is so accurate

Stargate SG-1 as dogs

xena (warior princess) is just a very horny show??? like go off 2000s tv

Xena s6 ep13

Weird that she's where she is and beaaowolf is like so sad??

Why is the wall breaking SO HARD?

Ares: should not have to move but he got doxxed :/ "im trying to get laid! im not a criminal!" sir u have committed so many crimes??

Everyone including the arch angel Michael agreed she would make an overall powered Satan so Michael signed on for lucifer to take over bc that's the less dangerous option!!

EVE: SWEARING IS THE PATH OF LIGHT

Thors Hammer and Ride on the Valkaries

The focus on xena and Gabriel's relationship is super uncomfortable and really dates the show and our culture around outing queer people to satisfy a personal curiosity!! Like they're soulmates and sometimes xena makes out with other people, WHO CARES???

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I made this as a goof a few weeks ago, and thought I may as well release it into the world. Fare thee well, Lowly Yaldabaoth!

im so mad at this show!!!!!!!!!! why is the epsiode "time" being told by a kino and why cant that thing have been like a symbiote, at least then i would be prepared for the ugly monster it is

WTF IS STARGATE UNIVERSE?

like the cameras ARE FUCKED UP CONSTANT ZOOM ?? sex sex sex only 1 expert and its a fairytale goblin "math boy" kinos