The Inherent Tension Between The Acronyms JFC, JFK, And KFC .......

Like, why do we have 7 days of 10% off, instead of 1 day of 70% off? Oh wait. Capitalism. Riiiight.

Do yall remember when black friday actually meant something? When people would rush stores as soon as they opened, risking their lives for 70% off? I get that the life/death aspect is not good actually, but i cant stand seeing ads for a company's "Lowest prices yet!" and it's 5% off, with 10% off of shipping.

There's a certain phenomenon with balatro where when youtube people play, the the first episode is always "so, ______ reccomended the game to me, and i've been seeing it everywhere, so i thought i'd give it a shot" and then the next episode is "i have put 100 hours into this game off-camera, i've gotten my whole neighborhood into the game, and i plan on purchasing the game multiple more times so i can play it even more.

Hello :3 You can call me Rain!

I go by they/them primarily, but any pronouns are acceptable for now.

I'm a mediocre artist, an avid shitposter, and a proud enjoyer of both low-quality and high-quality content.

DNI trump supporters, elon bootlickers, and uptown funk defenders.

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I hate the movie industry for a variety of reasons, but the biggest one is how all the movies feel.......cheesy? Im not sure how else to explain it, but every protagonist nowadays is always some average person, with nothing interesting about them below the surface level. And, every character has to be inconsistent comic relief. Like, we've seen so much success from movies that take themselves seroiusly that you'd think people would catch on.

Six stone cards

Thinking about Balatro and imagining a joker that lets you play 6 cards at a time.

2 triplets

6 of a kind

Flush 6

Flush/Straight extra

thinking about this again

This is what reading the news in america feels like these days

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

you see., trump is called a dictator. Because he puts his dick. In the potater