Sometimes Self-care Is Hitting Count Dracula With A Shovel 

the second rule is that you have to be gay

Fuente: El Gato y La Caja (IG: elgatoylacaja)

broke: advertising original novels using fanfiction tropes will help market them to younger audiences

woke: booktok and the use of tropes in describing books doesn't actually help the reader and is actively making fiction less original and more tropey

bespoke: using fanfiction tropes in reference to novels is okay but only if done to classic lit. moby dick is an only one bed fic btw.

gaslight - gatekeep & girlboss our way into politics

HE'S NOT BI !!!?!?¡!!??

sorry if you’re finding out like this [updated version]

i fricking love this show, but it got too real at times :(( i think the only episode i can watch without feeling horrible about humanity is ironically the one about Diane getting an abortion

Things that I’ve seen on Bojack Horseman and literally nowhere else:

A story where a woman wants to get pregnant, can’t do it and decides to adopt without adoption being presented as lesser or a compromise.

An episode where a main character decides to get an abortion, actually goes through with it, does not regret it and has her choice validated by the narrative and never demonized.

A main character who is an outspoken feminist and whose feminism is never the butt of any jokes about her.

A main character who is revealed to be asexual, and who after realizing this has an actual arc about what this means for him rather than having it dropped and ignored.

A kid raised by gay, poly-amorous men who are consistently depicted as not just good but great parents.

Jessica Biel leading an angry mob of fire-worshipping cannibals.

Yeah sorry about your boyfriend… turns out he’s actually your son you thought you had killed 2 decades ago. Oh yeah he also killed your late husband… yeah the oracle was right

Waiting for the bus simulator

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When your wife tells you that you killed all her suitors in her dream in which you were also an eagle and them geese, you do not say "that's a weirdly specific dream", you say "there is no way of twisting this dream to give some other meaning. Those suitors are soooo doomed. None shall escape the death which is their fate."

Ah yes, my favourite Bible fanfics, in no particular order

"Paradise Lost", John Milton

"Divine Comedy", Dante Alighieri

"Good Omens", Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman