Liking Fight Club Is A Red Flag. It's Also An Orange Flag. And A Yellow Flag. And A Green Flag. And A

the best superhero movies are the ones that are secretly gay sitcoms, like venom and the lego batman movie. everything else sucks ass.

Roman es todo un galán

Confessing to others using an unknown language is a great strategy, definitely gonna keep it in mind

Roman: Virgil, debo confesar que he estado enamorado de ti durante mucho tiempo … ¿puedes salir conmigo?

Virgil: Roman please speak to me in language I understand

Roman:

Virgil:

Roman: *UNHOLY SCREECHING*

Later, like a year later….

Virgil: Roman! I have no character arc, Roman!

Roman: hm? I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARC

Deceit: you better get one!

Roman: HMM

Roman: I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

Virgil: ;-;

Roman: FOREVER

Roman: I AM YOUR HUSBAND

Virgil: ….b-but Prince-

Roman: NO BUTS. BRING ME HEAD OF PIG. NO, BRING ME EGGS. ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME

A child digging a grave she believes she should inhabit

Or one she believes should be empty if she didn't fail.

the universal college experience, no matter your major, is learning how remarkably fucked everything is. except business majors theyre having a great time learning to do basic arithmetic and and staring at that one supply and demand graph where the line goes up

'We gotta stop meeting like this...'

same dude, sorry to all those people :(((

I’m making this post to apologise to anyone I used to talk to but don’t anymore, I find it hard to reply, to start conversations and just talking online to anybody in general. Not sure why but I have a kind of online anxiety, it’s nothing personal and I can guarantee I think you are great.

Sorry again, I hope you are doing great and I wish you the best ❤️

Buying you time