Soooo Ive Been Playing Ace Attourney, Saw This Sprite, Husband Compared It To The Cat Image, And Now

*I drew myself as a human lightner but also the body shape is based off of my body's actual shape. You will take my slightly visible but hard to tell when wearing clothes hip dips and you will LIKE THEM.

*NOW GO DRINK SOME ALL-AGE-APPROPRIATE BATTERY ACID BECAUSE IT'S 1 AM, AND I AM ON THE VERGE OF HUMANIZING YOUR MO—

*How we feeling about Nyan Cat Swatch

hey lol *humans ur swatch*

[rbs are appreciated]

*when the silly interaction on roblox silly

RAHGHSHAHGHHAFHAHGARHAARERGRGSGARHGHH NOT A WET CAT.

Zim....

Click for better quality!! jhonen meme under the cut

Yunno. Since with P03, the only way to make a child logically is for him to build one, that means HE'D be the one conceiving it, which means he's the pregnant one.

Hi! I love reading all your headcanons, Aus, and the Chaoscule. I was wondering if maybe you could do some headcanon/ about the Chaoscule with a S/O who’s pregnant? For example, how they would help with morning sickness.

38+2 weeks? 

PREGANANANT?! 

Okay, jokes aside, I will try and pull this one through. I don’t have anything against it, it’s just the topic of pregnancy makes me feel dysphoric and uncomfortable in general. But since it’s an ask and The Chaoscule is something that I enjoy, I will do my best to do what I can. I hope you enjoy this and have a good rest of your day/night!

The Chaoscule with a pregnant S/O. 

CW: If the topic of pregnancy or sickness makes you uncomfortable, do not interact. Maybe read one of my other posts or posts that other people have made. 

When they first found out that you were pregnant, they were shocked to say the least.

But that wouldn’t stop them from being the best lovers and parents they could towards you and their child/children. (Idk you make the amount of kids you want idc) 

They were very worried when morning sickness (metaphorically) kicked you in the gut.

P03 would make little machines that could help you while you were pregnant, such as getting food/water or picking up and carrying things for you.

Grimora meanwhile would make you tea to soothe any stomach aches. She will also make sure to help get from place to place in case you ever need any help.

Leshy is very excited and also nervous. He always wanted to have children of his own one day. But at the same time he really wants to make sure that the child/children have a good and safe childhood. 

Magnificus looks calm on the outside. But on the inside he’s a nervous wreck. And he’s also bad at hiding it. It’s not that he's unhappy, he’s overjoyed. It’s just that Magnificus doesn’t want to screw up the child’s/children’s childhood. He’s already done that with his pupils and Mags doesn’t want to make the same mistake again. 

When you start going into labor almost all of them go into a frenzied panic. 

Grimora is the one to be shaken, but still composed. She manages to calm the others down while trying to help you. She makes P03 get some water, Leshy gets some fabric, and Magnificus gets the scissors. (You know which ones). Grimora stays with you to help you deliver the child/children. She’s been around the block long enough to know how. 

Once you deliver the child/children and they and you are alright, Grimora calls the other three over. 

Oh boy is everyone emotional, maybe even you.

This child/these children are/is the luckiest person/people ever. Like one of the most successful challengers and all four of the Scrybes as their parents? Impressive. 

You decide to name the child/children (insert name[s]), and they all agree. 

Leshy would love to explore the woods with them and tell stories. While Grimora would love to give them a tour around the graveyard and introduce them to the dead. P03 would enjoy teaching them the mechanics around the factory, while Magnificus would enjoy teaching them art and how to draw and paint. 

You would teach them the different methods and strategies with each of the cards, in case they ever want to become a Scrybe or Challenger.

All in all, you're all just one big happy family.

A/N: I love this so much. I honestly don’t really feel that dysphoric as much as when I first started, I just wanted to keep the first part there for personal growth :) 

what??? the fuck was the context of this? how the fuck did i forget the context of my own post?

i wish the second coming of jegus christ was michael jackson

just mellow down..

got a lil eepy wit it

*I should really learn how to shade

I wanna punt them at a wall and stomp on them until they stop screaming I hate them I hate them I hate them/pos

ooiuhhhbbvgghjhghj these fuckheads