Guys R We Cooked..?

the dichotomy between all the series right now kills me.

damn: let's go get fucking hammered at 11am

shaws: i love my mate so much i want to marry them. in fact, let's ALL marry our mates. in fact, let's do it at the same time

solaries: i can't believe william lied to us about the summit. this really reveals more about the inner workings of vampiric politics and raises questions as to how moral one can truly be once granted immortali-

meridan: THE FUCKING WORLD IS ENDING

An alternate universe where everything went to shit, because baby caelum doesn't exist+Davids dead :]

I beg someone ANYONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE IMPERIUM

Nsfw kinda

You know what’s crazy?? The fact that GAVIN the character who is a literal sex daemon and who also has the most audios where he heavily Implies he and freelancer hooked up either the night before or earlier in the day- only has a total of 4 bonus audios😭😭

Anybody else with EA screaming rn? I am. But that could just be me.

*sighs*

*Re-listens to the DAMN series for the 850th time.*

Holy shit I just remembered freelancer was originally supposed to end up with Huxley rather than Gavin.

*Explodes*

✨✨, IT’S MY BIRTHDAYYY!!!!! IM OLD ASF NOW!!!!✨✨

1. Music! I fucking love music!💟💟

2. Movie/show/game analyzing videos!

3. Hairless cats(I have one his name is Wren!!)🐈‍⬛🐈

4. Writing✏️✏️📝

5. Family lol, I love my mother and father, and my siblings a bunch 💟

@capitalisticveins @hammerhead-jpg @pycth

@mokozroach @milogreer @maxpaulll @yujisgirl @mr-laveau @ryokoaoi @slushrottweiler

❥ tag game !!

tagged by @empydoc; thank youuu 🖤

rules: list five things that make you happy and tag the last ten people in your notes!

making playlists 🎶

drawing ✏️

resident evil 🧟

horror movies 🎬

space 🔭

tagging: @calvin-andhobbes @chlotual @ramenwaitr3ss @sparkler16 @lunatakashi18 @greysonthegayson @skunkox @litterateur97 @izzuku @kararisa // obvs only if you want to play 💕

Am one of the few people who didn’t really care Sam called Alexis a bitch…?

My personal headcannons for Characters and listeners from some of the fandoms I’m in!

(Because I’m bored)

Redacted Headcannons^^^

David has a photo of him and Angel in his wallet, whereas Angel has a photo of them and David as their wallpaper.

When Damian gets flustered he also lets off steam slightly.^^

Milo will make SH coffee in the morning in the way they like, with a small note telling them to have a good day at work.

My freelancer has a stomach tattoo that’s under their navel of a heart. And Gavin loves to kiss it^^

Sam and Vincent catch up over tea and wine on occasion, and they mostly talk about their partners lol.

Sweetheart takes naps in the most uncomfortable places, but makes it work somehow.

Baabe and Asher do skincare together every night.

Good Boy Audio headcannons!!

Personal headcannon that the Guardian and Mirin have a noticeable height difference with Mirrin being a foot shorter than them.

Adding onto that I see the Guardian being around 7’ 0-7’ 1 and Mirrin being like 6’ 8-6’ 7

Faithful will sing Karrano to sleep sometimes and Devlin will listen in with a small smile

Albus and Hipswitch are drinking buddies(I don’t know if Hipswitch can even drink, but if he can’t he just is there for the vibes lol).

The Guardian kept a Souvenir they got with Zed when they left, and keeps it in good shape.

Makkaro and his wife, have slow dances on special nights.

I’ve always imagined for me, that Pandora likes to sleep a lot and they’ve fallen asleep on Hades’ shoulder countless times, and now with her having Cerberus she’ll fall asleep with them on occasion.

Escaped Audios!

Jean and intern literally could not keep their hands off each other after everything that happened. Badabing and Badaboom kept saying “Ewwww” each time the two would cuddle, kiss, or anything cutesy.

Benji has a tattoo of his and his wife’s anniversary^^

Crow liked having his hair played with.

Raven constantly plays with her hair as a nervous stim or subconsciously when she’s sitting down watching Tv, or reading, working etc.

Alphonso was one of those really cringy emo kids, and is definitely embarrassed about it lol.

Personal headcanon for my Intern is that they were a singer and dancer, before the events of New Jersey rats.

I forget her name since I’m still new to the series- But the listener for Der Wolfsjäger, is terrified of dogs, and is learning how to deal with them thanks to the series lol.