OH MY FUCKING GOD I NEED 20 DOLLARS RIGHT NOW

it occurs to me that I have been awfully sane as of late, so I have decided to start sharing my backlog of old paranoid doodles

Has anyone decoded what soos says when he is possessed by bill on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com, I don't have the book yet, so I am just curious if anyone broke this new cipher. The pic above is what he says btw

they say war never changes, but I remember being told of a time when knight's murder was something to avenge, and warriors were treated with respect even in death. now if your stationed at fort hood your liable to be murdered by a serial killer and labeled awol for being murdered by a serial killer.

sorry about the hiatus, have a Blahaj as a consolation.

welcome to the first horny and (mostly) mentally stable post of mine. enjoy my ass.

I feel like the only thing stopping me from violently mutilating myself and/or committing suicide is the fact I am looking forward to having a bloomin burger for dinner

Guess who got some new garters! My friend took this at the mall so if I look shy, that's why.

I FINALLY GOT SOME THIGH GARTERS

how do I look?

sorry to my 2 followers for being gone so long; I was binge watching the German dub/sub of murder drones.

I know this is supposed to be my silly ha-ha cock and balls account, but I am in that "what am I doing with my life"/"what SHOULD I be doing with my life" phase and I need some advice. what job should I try for? I wanted to be a soldier for the longest time but the whole military industrial complex can be just a tad horrifying (please see Smedley butler). and I was considering being a law enforcer but then I thought "what if there's another ruby ridge, I don't wanna pull that trigger". what I'm trying to say is, anyone got any ideas beyond "fuck it p.m.c. time"