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nuh uh

What is your problem with people drinking the spicy Mountain Dew

It is poison.

What if I just don’t show up

I know when I’m about to lose my rat army won’t be able to save me from this besides they won’t even let me out of the sewers so I couldn’t even if I wanted to

Also someone had to tell you it’s a hard truth that everyone must face at some point in their life

Waffles cannot love you back no matter how much you love waffles

WOWWWWWWWW

YOU. ME. 3 AM BEHIND THE WAFFLE HOUSE . WE’LL SEE WHO WINS.

glad you understand :) 👍

also don’t be surprised if someone named TinkyWinkyhasrabies follows you

that’s just my other account and I will probably follow you on it too as soon as I log in :)

giggles hysterically as I follow you

yessssss another blog added to my collection

😰this isn't even a rp blog dude, it's just mildly strange shit and like

M e .

condiment king

send me a rouge or vigilante and i’ll tell you how many shots it would take me to give them a smooch

they understand

my favorite anon of yours

Spicy Mountain Dew? I didn't know they made that flavor. May I have some?

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It is not Mountain Dew. All of you stop calling it that. It is Lazarus water.

maybe

Thank you for volunteering as part of my Lazarus Formula's live trials. Please keep me appraised of any effects, and notify me immediately if you vomit any section of your digestive tract. - @alzhul

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will do

lol

he probably didn’t want to admit that that’s how he lost his spleen and made up the story of assassins

Thank you for volunteering as part of my Lazarus Formula's live trials. Please keep me appraised of any effects, and notify me immediately if you vomit any section of your digestive tract. - @alzhul

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will do

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better!

:D I accept this mission

either Red Robin, Signal, or Red Hood :)

Gothamites! Tell me who's your favorite Bat of Gotham of all time and why are they your favorite!

vote me for the mayor of gotham. dont vote @two-sided-stories he's two-faced and will lie to you all the time.