Guys Stop Yelling You’re Going To Wake The Baby

metaphysically getting biden pregnant

do you think htey call it weed because it makes you go weee then they give you the d

So; come here often?

I despise you.

imagine your mimic bra starts breastfeeding on you in the middle of a work meeting. Wouldn’t that be something

Grinding so hard that thang dissolve

like a solid 2 feet of the ground(chair). its crazy though becau,se microwaves purr like cat but also bark when the food is done. they could be eaither but to me they are puppy :)

Ya ever see a microwave and think like wow tha.ts puppy

they call it a laptop because im topping it than its grinding on my lap

hoooooooi chug monstor engy before bed now cannot s;leeep,,,,,,,,,,,,, mistake!

careful put ting penits in sink, dish disposal rip that thang clean off

His name is bavid❤️

Did yoy know if you look really closely at passing cars headlight you can see a ghost named bavid??