BARBIE POSTERS

Family: What do you do for fun?

Me, booting up my Sims 4 Jericho Savefile, where I've been recreating my favorite scenes from Wyler Fics so I can watch them like a movie:

Morticia: WillowHill just released a formal statement about one of their patients having escaped.

Wednesday: You suspect I had something to do with it?

Morticia: I'm not a fool, darling. I noticed the carcass left in our yard. A mating gift, perhaps?

Wednesday: I've gathered many beasts in my menagerie, mother. Leaving their kill around is not unusual behavior.

Morticia:

Morticia: Oh, and since when do they make you quads?

people who try to "remind" you of your favorite characters' horrible actions make me laugh. "Let's not forget they did this and that" yeah I haven't forgotten, I'm just too busy putting him in a cute outfit

what is your opinion on boys?

fun to bite and tie to train tracks sometimes.

Wait, how long was Wednesday as Nevermore exactly?

She went there in the middle of the term, then had an early vacation. Wiki says her birthday is on October 13 (I call bullshit, she has Scorpio behavior)

But how long did the shenanigans after her birthday last? Was it a few days? Weeks? Did it last till November?

I think there was snow at the end of episode 8.

Donovan has to play Santa for the Christmas festival

And unfortunately for Wednesday, Tyler volunteers her to be his father's elf

She’s the kinda girl that’s gonna get you hurt. 

How I sleep, knowing the writers gave us explicit scenes showing that Tyler did not enjoy his interactions with Laurel, and had Wednesday herself give a whole speech about him being manipulated:

I mean...

How is our Jenna ?! Do you want to give me hope in a vacuum or how is it ?! I need this house to be where Wednesday hides Tyler and it becomes their place / home !

Sweet like honey

chapter ix: even in death, you put on a show

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Wednesday/Tyler

Summary:

Wednesday found herself rather enjoying Tyler’s company.