It Truly Confuses, Bamboozles, Hoodwinks, Hornswoggles Me, That People Can Reenact The Elephant And Attempt

JOKES ON YOU FUCKER, I DON'T HAVE SHOELACES! AND I DON'T MEAN MY SHOES ARE SLIPONS, I MEAN THEY'RE STRAIGHT UP MISSING!

but thank you much, you too

I like your shoelaces

This guy is awesome, and had some seriously helpful info

I, for one, want to see your moth tits

I'm starting to think that everyone on this site is a freaky sicko

STOP FILLING MY FEED WITH YOUR UNCHRISTIAN FILTH, YOU LICENTIOUS DEGENERATES!

Hehe

I have been waiting all year to post this.

Woah Mama, I'll be damned if I've been there, I was BORN there, hummina hummina!

Elvis Presley’s birthplace, Tupelo MS, USA

I seriously just need to drown or something

My parents took both my lighters

I got moved back into my little brother's room (I was staying in the guest room because I broke my arm and I have a loft bed)

I don't have anyone to talk to about it face-to-face because I lost almost all of my friends because I'm a selfish asshole, and I can't talk to the only one of my friends left that would listen to me because I'm too afraid of looking like the pathetic loser I am to her because I like her

I can't smoke my worries away

I can't drink my worries away

I can't cut my worries away (my parents found out awhile ago)

I don't even have my own space to cry my worries away in

the g h a t

the ghat. he is full of love

IS THAT THE A.M. SPEECH I SPY?

Awesome

Ah, I see. This is why I double clicked this post.

perfect timing

Recalling that he hid it somewhere among the dozens of sarcophagi underneath St. Peter’s Basilica, Pope Francis was reportedly scouring the papal tombs Thursday in search of the final egg from the Vatican Easter Egg Hunt. “If I can’t find this egg, the catacombs will totally reek,” said the frustrated bishop of Rome while rifling through the final resting place of holy pontiffs, crawling on his hands and knees on the crypt floor to peek under the reliquary of Saint Peter. 

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