"Photos Of Me Because I'm Hot" Is The Logic I Should Be Taking Into The Spring Season.

the g h a t

the ghat. he is full of love

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

holy shit i just remembered the time i was talking with some friends (at the time I had a crush on one of them) and someone asked "hey whats your ideal date" and my at-the-time-violently-depressed ass said "uhh person a, ideally me, goes to person b's house, persons a and b smoke, cut, and kiss" and then it got to my crush and he said " uhh what he said" and pointed to me

anyways now hes with an older crush and friend of mine

i truly wish them the best of luck

ts would NEVER have worked between either of them and i

This guy is awesome, and had some seriously helpful info

THIS GUY'S IN MY MATH TEXTBOOK!!!!

The thing with statistics - via

Hell yeah

JOKES ON YOU FUCKER, I DON'T HAVE SHOELACES! AND I DON'T MEAN MY SHOES ARE SLIPONS, I MEAN THEY'RE STRAIGHT UP MISSING!

but thank you much, you too

I like your shoelaces

IS THAT THE A.M. SPEECH I SPY?

Awesome

Are you sure? Because I can see you perfectly fine.

Elvis isnt real he cant hurt you