Hotline Miami

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i'm on a lot of nyquil right now

Alright gays I’m doing a thing

and by that I mean a note game

1 note- haiiii you’re the first person

50 notes- I’ll try to be online less

75 notes- I’ll ask my dad for noise canceling headphones

100 notes- I’ll ask my mom if I can get more feminine clothes

500 notes- I’ll start trying to accommodate for my depression better

750 notes- I’ll come out to my friends (at least the ones who I care about)

1k notes- I’ll come out my oldest brother

2k notes- I’ll talk to my mom about my problems

3k notes- I’ll talk to my dad about them

4k- I’ll come out to my mom

5k notes- come out to my dad

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@wolfthedrolf @angelik-mori @lostshulkerbox @unfortunatelyshortpeasent @urfavlieyemede

You can't forget, Grandma died 23 years ago!

I can only imagine how many meaningful, harmless letters were ripped up by a man at a desk.

Found this on Twitter/X. Hope this helps anyone.

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

And I love Satan

Reblog is this is a safe space for the identities theses flags represent pls follow too

Hehehe I’m a demiboy <3

Polycule opportunity?

I keep on seeing people on this site shipping McLennon

It makes me so jealous!! 😡😡😡😡

Now that one was just intentional. Come on man. Five syllable fill

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

I, for one, want to see your moth tits

I'm starting to think that everyone on this site is a freaky sicko

STOP FILLING MY FEED WITH YOUR UNCHRISTIAN FILTH, YOU LICENTIOUS DEGENERATES!