Socialists, Get Into Fat Liberation Theory Right The Fuck Now. I Am Speaking As A Fellow Dirty Commie,

LIKE.. ah yes hello child so a global pandemic happens also summer breaks up with you also surprise you're autistic a system and not cis oh yeah also you become athiest also you form a solid long term friend group for the first time since you were like 10 (online but still) also you go to a real school for the first time since kindergarten also you date (and will probably marry) aspen also you get your own room also zeph will get a girlfriend also you move to a real house which is crazyyyy oh yeah also you try going to post secondary and uh... well let's just say despite being better than you are now you'll also be less functional which is good but also not good oh yeah also i know you don't have the best understanding of politics but trump will get voted in and he'll want canada to be the 51st stat also in other countries several wars and genocides will be going on as well yeah good luck you're gonna need it you're only a few months from hearing about the pandemic shortly after summer's birthday am i the only person on the planet actually doing better now than i was in 2019 😭 okay well better in different ways and worse in others god if i could tell kid-me the shit that's happened the last 5 years i'm not sure i'd believe myself i think i would be absolutely floored tbh this turned really long not me giving a tl;dr of the past 5 years at 2 am my late teenagehood/early adulthood was/is certainly.... interesting does the chaos ever end lmao please world go back to normal by the time i reach my mid 20's 😭 oh wait trump's term just started.... nevermind it probably won't be normal by then tbh i feel kinda sorry for the president after him attempting to maybe try and fix all his shit i'm so tired of living through historical events i'm shutting up now if you read all this... thank you ig lmao